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Can i have a side of karaage with my mayonnaise?

Summary:

Kasane Teto cooks for Adachi Rei and Shion Tsukumo... but Rei decides to cause a catastrophe!

Notes:

I got bored and wrote this after eating chick-fill-a

(I'm surprised no one has made a fic featuring Shion Tsukumo, i literally had to make a new tag for her!! >︿<)
Also, the mayonnaise i'm specifically referring to is kewpie mayonnaise, not western mayo.

also like this was written just for fun lmao lol so like don't take it too seriously

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Teto decided to cook some karaage for Rei and her sister, Shion. She knows how much both of them enjoy it. Rei isn’t the greatest at cooking (obviously), so Teto usually does it for her as the caretaker for them.

 

Teto plates the Japanese fried chicken and brings the two plates over to them

“It’s done, enjoy!” She says happily, setting the two plates down in front of Shion and Rei.

Shion just nods, picking up the chopsticks.

 

“Yayy!! Thank you, Teto-san!!” Rei shouts excitedly, before asking a question “Can I have some mayonnaise for it please?”

 

“Of course dear!” Teto nods in agreement, walking over to the fridge and grabbing it before returning it to Rei. Teto soon then leaves the kitchen and watches something in the living room.

Rei shakes the bottle and starts squirting it on her plate.

 

“Hey, can I use some after you Rei?” Shion questions, waiting.

“Yup! Just give me a minute Shion-chan” Rei replied, aggressively pouring it onto her plate.

“Oneesan, I think that’s enough sauce.”

“No it’s not Shion-chan!” Rei replies 

“It’s more efficient if I pour the amount I need out then eat it!”

 

“Why does that matter? You’re just going to use it all Rei-san!! Give it!” Shion reaches out, trying to grab the mayonnaise from Rei’s grip

“Nooooooooooo!!! It’s mine!” She tries to move it away from Shion, whinning.

 

Teto hears the bickering from the kitchen, busting into the room.

“What on Earth are you two doing!!?”

 

“She’s using all the mayonnaise Teto-san!” Shion Tattles on her sister, still trying to grab it from her.

“No i’m not!!” Rei lies, trying to push Shion off her.

“Are you two seriously fighting over the mayonnaise right now?!” Teto sighs, rubbing her temples. “Rei you put way too much on your plate already, give it to Shion.”

“Fineee….” Rei gives it to her, not pleased. She finally picks up her chopsticks and starts eating her karaage.

 

Shion struggles to pour it on her plate “Rei did you use it all!!?” She glances at Rei as she accuses her, looking very upset.

“No… I didn't!” Rei defends herself, huffing.

 

Teto sighs, looking very annoyed at both of them “Reeeiii!! Share your plate with her, Now.”

Rei sighs, pushing her plate closer to Shion so she can use the mayonnaise pre-poured on it. 

“Okaayy…”