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rising bids, rising tensions by 4LiberTEA
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
05 Jun 2026
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"It's so nice of you guys to come all the way out here for our humble autumn festival," Clark said, a fond smile brightening his face. "You'll see, it's heaps of fun!"
"Yes, well, we couldn't miss watching you get auctioned off to one of Smallville's lucky ladies," responded Bruce with a wily smirk just as Clark's smile plummeted. "Who do you think will bid the highest? Jeanette from Seniors' Bingo, or Eleanor from the Baptist Church?"
Clark whispered accusingly, "How did you find out about that?"
"Oh, please. Did you really think you could keep this from the world's greatest detective?"
"More like the world's greatest—"
"Alright kiddos! I think it's about high time you both get to trying out those rides." Martha placed one hand on the back of each of Bruce's kids and began guiding them toward the amusement rides.
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OR, Bruce and Lex engage in a bid-off to be Smallville's "lucky lady" and win Clark on a date.
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- Part 3 of SuperBat Bachelor Auctions
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Bookmark Notes:
One of the most hilarious Superbat fics I’ve read in my life. Bruce was not hiding his jealousy well at all. “I don’t trust him” my ass. Clark was an unfortunate bystander until he wasn’t and they were making out
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