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fire fam 🚒🔥
mama hen: Whoever left a half-eaten burrito in the station fridge owes me emotional damages.
rebar head: Was it labeled?
mama hen: It said "DO NOT TOUCH."
rebar head: Then it definitely wasn't mine. I can read.
chainsaw boy: thats exactly what someone who ate the burrito would say...🤨
hollywood: Babe, weren't you looking in the fridge at 2 a.m.?
chainsaw boy: i was conducting an inventory check. I feel offended
mama hen: On a burrito?
chainsaw boy: safety first?
cap: Why am I only now hearing about a midnight burrito investigation? -Bobby Nash
popo lady: Because you were asleep for once.
rebar head: Wait. Eddie called Buck "babe" in the group chat.
chainsaw boy: yeah?
rebar head: Just making sure we're all witnessing history.
mama hen: Took you two long enough.
hollywood: We know.
chainsaw boy: seriously
chainsaw boy: half the city figured it out before we did
popo lady: Including me.
cap: Including me. -Bobby Nash
mama hen: Including the dog.
rebar head: Including random victims we rescued.
chainsaw boy: okay we get it
probie: For what it's worth, I had a betting pool.
hollywood: You WHAT?
probie: I won $60.
chainsaw boy: i feel weirdly proud of that?
mama hen: Back to the important issue. Who ate the burrito?
best diaz: Dad.
hollywood: TRAITOR.
best diaz: You literally told me not to lie.
chainsaw boy: i love this kid
cap: Case closed. Eddie replaces the burrito. -Bobby Nash
hollywood: Fine.
rebar head: Justice.
mama hen: Justice.
popo lady: Justice.
chainsaw boy: can eddie and i get tacos while we're out?
cap: As long as nobody starts another food-related emergency. -Bobby Nash
chainsaw boy: no promises🙃
hollywood: That's my boyfriend.
mama hen: And that's enough group chat for today.