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1. you got my batteries, freak by kozakzaba2000

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • June Egbert/Vriska Serket
   • June Egbert & Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Drinking
   • First Time
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Marijuana
   • Rough Sex
   • Queer Character
   • Rule 63
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Abusive Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Idiots in Love
   • Lesbian Sex
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Horny Teenagers
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Cowgirl Position
   • Drunk Sex
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Rough Kissing
   • Wet & Messy
   • Shameless Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Gender Changes

   Summary

   "Um… Lowkey… You know…" — Dove started, voice low. — "Aren’t you the one who knows their way around this…?" — she looked to the side. Not like anyone could see it anyway. — "Because I kinda have no idea how to do it?... "

   Karkat slowly turned to face her and raised an eyebrow.

   "Wow, you’re so cool and dope." — she snorted, but stood next to her and started rolling the joint anyway. — "What could I do to be as cool as you?

   or

   Turns out there is a cure to this whole "nonchalant culture" thing, and it's marijuana. And it does even more than just cure it.

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