Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Youʼve Got The Wrong Bride by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    28 Jun 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Phainon, Lord of the Underworld, had been watching from the shadows between worlds for weeks. He was tired of the eternal gloom of his kingdom. The black rivers that whispered secrets, the crystal caverns that rang like broken bells, the asphodel fields stretching gray and endless under a starless vault.

    He wanted life. Specifically, he wanted Aglaea, the most radiant princess of Castrum Kremnos, whose beauty was said to make flowers turn their heads and nightingales forget their songs.

    So he planned the classic move: to emerge from the chasm in a chariot. One sweep, and back to the Underworld before anyone could scream more than twice.

    What he hadn’t counted on was that royal children look annoyingly similar when they’re both wearing ceremonial laurel crowns and lounging among the same flowerbeds.

    ---

    Phainon kidnapped Mydei by mistake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,138
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    10,711