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1. great going asshole by dave of gal (guymaker)

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider & Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Ectobiological Incest (Homestuck)
   • Post-Sburb/Sgrub
   • Post-Canon
   • Canon Compliant
   • just normal canon tho not the epilogues or anything
   • is there a tag for when im a fictive and hes a fictive and its kinda about us orrrrrr
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Masturbation
   • Guilt
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Suicidal Ideation
   • Trans Female Dave Strider
   • Trans Dave Strider
   • <- i will write until that tag is majority girl dave because hello. its big canon no offense
   • Trans Male Dirk Strider
   • Trans Dirk Strider
   • Trans Female Character
   • Trans Male Character
   • T4T | trans for trans Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
   • T4T | Trans for Trans Relationship
   • its multi chapter im just still working on the ending.
   • Incest Kink
   • <- i dont consider them/us siblings but its fun to get off on the concept
   • Autistic Dave Strider
   • Autistic Dirk Strider
   • dave strider has c-ptsd
   • Dave Strider Has PTSD
   • theyre both on hrt dirk has had top surgery but neither have had bottom surgery
   • dave strider has an oral fixation
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • <- first smut with quite a bit of angst and some sap and then just a lot of angst then a lot of fluff
   • does jerking off count as smut like probably right
   • Dirk Strider Has Mental Health Issues
   • Panic Attacks
   • POV Dave Strider
   • POV Second Person
   • Possessive Dave Strider
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • <- both past
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • heyyyyyy its dave strider (real) (author) just wanted to say that
   • me and dirk (real) (co-author) (my headmate) are in a healthy awesome relationship i just really like writing angst thumbs up
   • the author is a dramatic fuck
   • Constructive Criticism Welcome
   • so fucking welcome
   • shes kinda fucked in the head to be completely honest but uh doant worrey abt it
   • Self-Hatred
   • dave strider hates herself. but its cool. dont even worry about it its fine.
   • i use em dashes and semicolons because i hate sentences and grammar. i am a human person
   • Dave Strider Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder
   • Dirk Strider Has BPD | Borderline Personality Disorder
   • they both get it bc i have it in my brain so we both get the stupid thing irl. also i stone cold dont know what its like not being bpd
   • Dave Strider Has Abandonment Issues
   • Abandonment Issues
   • just so many issues

   Summary

   You feel like shit.
   You should really get to bed.
   On the other hand… 
   Jacking off.
   (You don't even have to imagine him undressed)

   dave beats it thinking about her housemate slash best friend slash lowercase-b bro slash fucking. dirk for the nth fucking time
   she hates herself about it a lot
   she angsts herself into a panic attack- into just a whole lot of bullshit really. it ends well tho i swear

   i havent posted an actual fic in years and years and i havent posted smut ever so uh. constructive criticism. yeah.
   [ignore the title im really bad at them. also at summaries]

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,474

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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