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THE SUPERSTARS
Davo: guys
Davo: i have an idea
Sid: What?
Nate: This better be good I'm trying to watch my show
Davo: so i was talking to some of the younger guys
Davo: the gay ones
Nate: Gay ones is crazy
Davo: what else do you want me to say
Davo: anyways before i was so rudely interrupted
Nate: You didnt even give me a chance to respond
Davo: i think that we should have a support group kind of thing
Davo: maybe like a groupchat or something
Sid: That's actually not a bad idea. Do you want to make it or should I?
Nate: I think davo should make it
Nate: Remember what happened last time Sid
Sid: Oh yeah
Davo: ok i'll make one now
NHL Gay Player Support Group
Davo added Sid, Nate, Mitch and Stromer to the group
Mitch: hello fellow gays
Davo: ok so all of us are like hosts ok kind of
Stromer: now why the hell would you give mitch that power
Mitch changed Davo's name to Mcjesus
Mcjesus: i didnt think about that
Mcjesus: mitch what the hell
Mitch changed their name to the best nhler ever
the best nhler ever: i only respond to this name now
Nate: Jesus Christ Mitch
the best nhler ever: you mean mcjesus christ right
Mcjesus: oh my god kill me
Sid: Maybe we should have names that people will recognize? Just a thought Mitch
Mcjesus: he clearly doesnt have any of those
Stromer:😭😭😭
the best nhler ever: wydm i have a name
the best nhler ever: its even one better than all of yours
Mcjesus: ...
Nate: He was meaning thoughts, Mitch
the best nhler ever: oh
Sid: Is everybody just going to ignore what I said
the best nhler ever: oh yea sorry sid
the best nhler ever: i was just being bullied so it slipped my mind
Mcjesus: like everything else apparently
the best nhler ever changed their name to mouse
mouse: better?
Sid: I guess
Stromer: this group chat is either gonna be the best or worst thing to happen to the nhl
Nate: I vote worst
mouse: i vote best
Mcjesus: nobody asked