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How to Introduce a Fae to Your Family 101: Tips, Tricks & Disclaimers by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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Summary
“Worry not, worry not,” Dori repeats, leaning across the table to pat him on the arm. “This one is on sale too, but I really, really, really cannot go below forty-eight thousand.”
“...Not even forty-five thousand?”
Dori shakes her head, emanating sheer, pure regret. “I’m afraid not.”
Varka considers it. Truly, he does. He thinks about his personal finances, about the scolding he’ll get from Jean for spending such exorbitant amounts of Mora. He thinks about Rosaria and Razor, then about Flins, then about all of them together, sitting in a loose circle by Varka’s side and drinking some sort of cider, perhaps playing that card game he keeps hearing so much about.
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In the end, he sighs, then reaches into his pocket, grasping a wallet that would scream if it had a mouth.Or: Desperate to make sure introducing his partner to his children goes smoothly, Varka purchases yet another guide from Dori. Aided by the expert advice of an ancient text he spent forty-eight thousand mora on, he plays tour guide, bonds with his children, and maybe even earns himself a little reward for all that hard work.
Series
- Part 2 of The Fae Guides