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SMP Academy, the newly founded and opened school for gifted kids. It was a whole thing too. They that ribbon cutting thing on live TV, with the damn president making a speech and everything.
The school offers them a new curriculum made to accommodate their needs and specialities and to give them new and deeper knowledge. Only the smartest attend. The school made sure all the students were nothing but the best of the best.
It was a tuesday, and September started only a couple of days ago. All students and teachers were at home, using the short time of relaxation that they had left to their advantage.
Somewhere in great L'mangurg, a tall brunet teen got an idea. Bad or good, no one knows, but it looks like we'll witness the consequences firsthand.
Now, let us start.
*Wibur made a group chat*
*Wilbur added Technoblade, Dream :), Big Q, and 20+ others to groupchat*
3 September 2026
3:47 pm
Dream :): wtf is this
Wilbur: Hello, fellow students!
Dream :): You still didn't answer me, bro
Purpled: Who tf are you
Wilbur: Shush child
Wilbur: You'll see soon
Tommy: Wilbur, wtf is this
Wilbur: Well you see, since school is opening up soon, I decided to make a gc with some people I found on the list so we won't all be complete strangers when the school year starts.
Punz: lil bro thinks he's Dhar man 💀
Purpled: "Kid makes fun of someone for making a stupid gc with random people, instantly regrets it."
George: What list are you talking about
Technoblade: Wilbur, as the better twin, I feel the need to tell you that you are very stupid.
Wilbur: I am deeply wounded, Techno :(
Wilbur: You should be supporting me
Dream :): Dude, just explain why you made this random gc
Wilbur: All right, alright... so impatient, smh
Wilbur: Anyway, everyone listen up because I am finally going to answer the question you all have been yearning for the answer to.
Sapnap: fuck it's a theatre kid
Wilbur: shut up
Wilbur: back to the reason I made this gc,
Wilbur: so y'know how the SMP Academy is opening up soon? Well I decided to maybe do some minor hacking into the schools database, with the help of my dear friend Fundy, and checked the list of students who were attending. I chose the names that gave me the best vibes and found your guys' numbers and made this.
Wilbur: if yall are still confused, the gist is I'm forcing us all to be friends.
Sapnap: das kinda creepy my guy
Sapnap: also who tf is furry
Funds: ITS FUCKING FUNDY YOU REVERSE PANDA
Dream :): tbh this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened to me
Wilbur: Great! Now everyone introduce yourselves so we can get started
Tommy: get started with what
Wilbur: shut up
Karl: oh! Can I make a template so it's more organised?
Karl: for y'know, the introductions
Wilbur: glad someone is cooperating!
Wilbur: and yes, of course you can
Karl: thank you!! :DDD
Sapnap: Dude it's been five minutes
Wilbur: don't rush him
Karl: full name/ pronouns/ age and year/ where you're from and where you live now/ people you know in this gc and your relationship with them/
Karl: sorry I took so long :(((!! I was still deciding how to do it
Wilbur: no worries, now how should we start the introductions
Nikki: maybe we could do youngest to oldest?
Nikki: so ig the freshmen should start
Wilbur: good ideaaaa
Wilbur: c'mon freshmen choose someone to first
Tubeee: I can go smiley face
Sapnap: huh
Tubeee: I use text to speech
Sapnap: ah mb little man
Tubbeee: Toby underscore but I prefer Tubbo/ he/him / 15 and I'm a freshman/ L'mangurg/ Dream(he's my cousin); Purpled(the biggest prick in the world); Schlatt (my other cousin); Punz(the second biggest prick in the world)
Purpled: bitch
Eret: love that
Tommy: YOU 🫵
Tubbeee: ME??
Tommy: YES YOU.
Tommy: I HAVE DECIDED
Tommy: you are now my friend
Tubbee: gasp... for the reals? 🥺
Tommy: yes, for the reals 😌
Technoblade: ugh, there's two of them now
Wilbur: everyone stfu
Wilbur: it's your turn now gremlin
Tommy: stfu
Tommy: Tommy Watson/ turning 15 and I'm a freshman/L'mangurg/ Wilbur and Techno (brothers); Tubbo(newly appointed best friend)
Tubbeee: I'M BEST FRIEND!!!
Eret: you forgot your pronouns dear,
Tommy: he/him ig
Wilbur: are you sure? That took a while
Tommy: fuck off
Wilbur: damn wtvr
Ranboo: uhhh should I go next??
Wilbur: yeah go ahead
Ranboo: Ranboo Beloved/ he/they / 15 and I'm a freshman/ Greater Essempi but I'm moving to L'mangurg next week / Eret and Nikki (siblings); Purpled (we used to be classmates ig???)
Purpled: oh yeah you
Eret: GO RANMAN!!!
Tommy: wait he/they??
Tommy: that works???
Wilbur: of course that works dumbass
Tommy: can I use those too?
Ranboo: of course dude
Eret: of course you can kid
Tommy: oh
Tommy: thanks
Sapnap: it's pronouns, you chose whatever your comfortable with
Punz: PRECAH
Punz: PREACH**
Wilbur: Great...
Wilbur: @Purpled you can go since I think you're also a freshman
Purpled: aight
Purpled: Purpled Bedwars/ he/him / 15 and I'm a freshman/ Greater Essempi / Punz and Sapnap( brothers); Rainbow(old classmate ig)
Ranboo: did you mean me?
Purpled: yeah mb autocorrect
Sapnap: why is Punz's name before mine
Punz: cuz I'm better than you
Wilbur: so are we all finished with the freshmen??
Ranboo: I think so
Tubbee: yup double p
Tommy: sure
Purpled: tf you think