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Hunter
Rozanov, are you still coming by this weekend?
Are you inviting me out on a date old man?
Hunter
What? No!
You RSVP’d to our engagement party.
I did no such thing
Hunter
Then it was Shane.
Kip wants to know what you two like to drink?
Hunter, I must let you know that I am happily taken by second best player in the league
Do not make me tell Kip you are trying to court me
You are also too old for me. Like 1000 yrs old
Hunter
Rozanov, you are so ridiculous. Why do I bother with you.
Hunter added Hollander to the conversation
Hunter
Shane. Kip wants to know what your drink of choice is.
Hollander
Ginger Ale. Ilya drinks Coke or Russian Vodka.
Shane. Scott was trying to ask me out
Tell him he is too old
Hunter
I promise you, I wasn’t. Rozanov is being difficult.
And I’m not old! I’m only a few years older than you both.
Combined.
Hunter, you are so old that you enjoy romantic jazz
Hunter
What is wrong with Romantic Jazz?
Hunter, you like sinatra, da?
Hunter
Yes, he is a classic. Why?
Hollander
Ilya…don’t.
Did you teach Frank music?
Cuz you are so old?
Hunter
I’m not that old!
Hollander
Come on Ilya, that’s not funny.
I can hear you laughing in the other room Shane
Hunter
Traitor
Hunter added Kip to the conversation
Kip
What am I doing here?
Hunter
I’m being bullied.
For my age.
Kip
Awe, I’m sorry baby. It’ll be okay.
Ilya, don’t give my old man a heart attack.
Hunter
KIP
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHhA
Even your fiance agrees that you are old af
Kip
Old as fuck
Hunter
I hate you all. I’m not that old.
Hollander
Scott, you are at least 45 in hockey years.
Hunter
You’re only a few years younger than me!
Hollander
Kip, should we gift you a cane or a walker for the wedding?
Kip
Make it a cane. It can be handy for other things. 😜
Hunter has left the conversation
Russian Vodka please