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July 30, 2015 at 12:44 PM
Jane
Do you ever think that a cologne ad is something stupid for a hockey player to do?
Lily
what?
Jane
Like, aren't we famously supposed to be sweaty all the time? I don't think that's the best group of people to promote good smells.
Lily
Hollander where is this coming from
Jane
Stop using my name in the chat.
Also my mom booked me a commercial and I'm so bored.
Lily
you?? are bored??
something can bore mr boring??
Jane
Shut up you asshole.
Yes, I'm bored.
They've been messing with the cameras for half an hour and I'm just standing here doing nothing.
Lily
can't you sit down?
Jane
No it’ll rumple up my clothes apparently.
Also how is promoting cologne with a visual ad anything anyone thought was logical?
Lily
wait wait stop
Jane
It’s a smell. You can’t see fucking smells.
Lily
wait please
Jane
Seriously, these advertisers are so stupid. Just do in person marketing so people can actually smell what they buy.
Lily
HEY
Jane
oh what?
Lily
finally thank god
what are you wearing
Jane
Seriously? Now?
Lily
what costume have they put you in
Jane
Didn’t I literally just tell you that I'm in public?
My mom is in the room with me.
Stop.
Lily
no please just tell me
Jane
You are so annoying.
Slacks and a white button down.
Nothing much else.
They also insisted on unbuttoning my shirt a bit. I'm so cold.
Lily
unbuttoning???
Jane
Yeah so you can see my pulse points I think.
Again like I said, they're trying to justify a visual ad for perfume this is so stupid.
Lily
ugh this is not fair
Jane
Why?
Lily
i want to see
Jane
You’ll see the ad when it comes out.
You’re on youtube all the time aren’t you.
You don’t even know what brand I'm doing this for.
Lily
is not the ad i want to see Hollander
Jane
I said don’t call me that here.
Kind of defeats the purpose of the code names.
Lily
what am I supposed to call you? солнышко?
Jane
What’s that?
Lily
don't translate it
Jane
Ok??
Lily
anyway
ad is not what i want to see
Jane
What could you possibly want to see then?
Lily
you in a slutty unbuttoned dress shirt
obviously
Jane
Excuse me???
Lily
what? every time i see you in formal shirt is buttoned all the way up
i want to rip one off you
Jane
Stop!! I am!! In!! Public!!
Lily
haha wow
i think you actually want it ripped off you
Jane
Fuck off.
Shut up.
Lily
send me picture?
Jane
No!!
Lily
pleaseeee
i know you are doing nothing
Jane
Oh my God.
Asshole.
It’s going to be so obvious if I take a picture right now.
Lily
who cares? you are celebrity
no one will say anything
you do what you want
Jane
Fine.
*photo cut off at the chin, neck and collarbone on show*
Lily
summer is too long my mouth should be there now
no face ((((
Jane
…
Obviously no face.
Lily
i know
is ok
i can imagine pretty face very well
have seen it under me many times
Jane
Fuck you.
Lily
are you offering?
Jane
I’m going to kill you someday.
You know that, right?
Lily
you would never
if you killed me you would have no one to make your team lose
whole nhl would cry
Jane
Oh, so you finally admit that I'm good?
Lily
I always said you are good
except for your backhand
seriously i thought seven years professional would fix it but no
Jane
You know what?
Next time we play Boston I'm going to score all my goals with a backhand.
Lily
ohh i will hold you to that
Jane
I wouldn't expect anything else from you.
What are you doing with your off-season anyway?
Lily
the usual
russia
Jane
Oh I forgot about that.
Wait, what time is it??
Am I keeping you up??
Lily
calm down is only 8
is not always night time here
Jane
Right, sorry.
Could never get my head around timezones.
I’m sure you have plans though, I'll leave you alone.
Lily
i am doing exactly the same as you
nothing
my friend is coming to pick me up in an hour
Jane
Is that Svetlana? The one you always talk about?
Lily
always is a stretch
but yes i could never survive this place without her
Jane
That’s great, that you have a friend over there with you.
I hope the rest of it isn’t too unbearable.
Lily
is fine
i’m always fine
Jane
Ok, if you say so.
Lily
is your summer full of work or are you going to have some fun too?
Jane
Well I'm going up north of Ottawa in a couple of weeks to supervise a project of mine.
Lily
project? in middle of woods?
Jane
I’m having a cottage built up there.
It’s a really private place right in the middle of the trees.
I’m hoping to make it a bit of an escape from the world.
Lily
that sounds nice mr real estate
Jane
Fuck off, seriously!!
Lily
haha you were only mr landlord before
now you are mr real estate too
i should change your contact name
Jane
That’s ridiculous.
A “girl” in your phone can’t be a “mr real estate”.
Lily
no one knows real meaning of relationship
could be sexy inside joke
Jane
It is not.
Lily
but no one else knows that…
Jane
Do what you want I can’t stop you can I?
Oh the camera finally worked, I have to go.
Lily
Bye bye mr real estate )))
Jane
Bye mr annoying asshole.
July 30, 2015 at 5:28 PM
Lily
janeeee
sjaneeee
why doyou have to be in fucjing canda
sounfaairrr
Jane
Are you ok??
Are you drunk??
Lily
oh mh god no
russians do NOT grt drumk
i tellyou this aleady
Jane
You’re definitely drunk.
Don’t argue with me.
Lily
awwww yu are cute whenyou are bosssy
do you know? this?
so so cute
Jane
You don’t know what you’re saying.
It’s past one am in Russia.
Are you with anyone?
Is Svetlana still with you?
Lily
yess sveta is hereee
she is sop retty
but hse has no frecles like youuu
Jane
Make sure you stay with her.
I can’t do anything from here.
Lily
fuckin gcanada
мой солнышко я скучаю по тебе
Почему я так часто о тебе думаю?
Без тебя всё кажется таким глупым таким бессмысленным
Jane
You know I can’t read that
Lily
do notttt transalte
Jane
I know
I never will
Lily
why
Jane
Because you asked me to.
And you trust me not to.
So I won't.
Lily
you make thsi so hard
Jane
What are you talking about?
Hello?
Are you ok??
Where did you go??
Lily
Sorry hi this is Svetlana
I took Ilya’s phone away before he could embarrass himself any more
I think he drank double the shots i thought he drank
Jane
Oh hi.
Why would he do that?
Lily
I don't know, he doesn’t go this hard often
It’s usually to take his mind off something but he hasn’t told me anything
Jane
Me neither.
God I hope he’s ok.
Lily
Me too
I’m going to take him back to my house
His dad would kill him if he showed up like this
Jane
Yeah that might be a good idea.
Please make sure he drinks some water and sleeps. And that he doesn’t get himself into trouble.
Maybe get some food in him as well.
Lily
Do not worry jane we are in the taxi
I have a ton of food in my fridge
You sound like you deal with him drunk a lot
Are you living in Boston?
Jane
No, I'm in Canada.
He’s never actually drunk texted me before I just went on autopilot.
Lily
You sound very responsible jane
That’s good Ilya needs that in his life
Jane
I don’t know about responsible.
I’m just me.
Lily
shaneeee
svetaa tookmy pohne awayyyyy
oh my god sorry
i can’t look away for a second he’s like a baby
Jane
Hahaha he does sound like one.
Lily
you should not have worried about getting him asleep by the way
*photo of Ilya asleep with his head against Svetlana’s shoulder, a little frown on his face*
Jane
Oh.
That’s good.
Lily
he will be fine jane
i am a bit tipsy too but i will try to tell him to text you when he wakes up
Jane
Thank you for keeping me updated.
Lily
i mean, if it was anyone else i wouldn’t
but you are jane
Jane
What does that mean?
Lily
you are the only girl i have heard him talk about consistently for years
i have wanted to meet you for so long but he always shuts it down
he gets stars in his eyes when he talks about you. you should know that.
i have also never seen him stuck to his phone in a room full of beautiful women like tonight. that never ever happens
you are special to him even if he might not say it so you deserve to know that he’s ok
Jane
Thank you for telling me that. Really.
You might want to delete that from his phone before he wakes up, he might get weird about it.
Lily
he won’t but i’ll delete them if you want
goodnight jane
Jane
Goodnight Svetlana.
July 31, 2015 at 2:10 AM
Lily
hope that was not weird for you
i have horrible hangover if that makes you feel better
2:39 AM
Lily
even if you cannot meet i am happy you talked to sveta
3:17 AM
Lily
what were those deleted messages?
6:56 AM
Jane
No, it’s fine.
Svetlana sounds like a good friend.
And I don't remember what those messages were, she must have deleted them by accident.
Don’t look at your phone too much if you’re hungover, yeah?
Lily
i know how hangover works
have had many more than you
Jane
I’m assuming you’re still at Svetlana's house?
Why don’t you go back to sleep?
Lily
i wish
my brother is exploding my phone
have to deal with him
Jane
Oh.
He sounds like more of an asshole than you are.
Lily
you do not know how right you are
Jane
Take care of yourself today, please.
Lily
i always take care of myself
how do you think my body looks so good?
i have to keep strong for you
and for hockey maybe
Jane
Very funny.
Lily
I know ;)