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1. my baby does the hanky panky (my baby does) by secretly_a_savior for nervewisdom

   Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jun 2026

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   • William Birkin/Albert Wesker
   • Chris Redfield/Albert Wesker
   • Albert Wesker
   • Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)
   • William Birkin
   • Implied/Referenced Cheating
   • Porn with Plot
   • Angst
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • Human Experimentation
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
   • Gun Kink
   • mentioned it's barely there but it's there
   • Implied/Referenced Suicidal Thoughts
   • Psychiatric Episodes
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Title from a Sylvan Esso song
   • Will and Wesker are both DEEPLY mentally ill
   • Bipolar Disorder
   • Lab Sex
   • Mentioned Annette Birkin
   • Gay Bar
   • S.T.A.R.S. Member Chris Redfield
   • S.T.A.R.S. Era (Resident Evil)
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Drinking & Talking
   • Smoking
   • Top William Birkin
   • Bottom Albert Wesker
   • Possessive William Birkin
   • getting caught
   • Hiding
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Kind of...
   • First Dates
   • if you can even call it that
   • Codependency
   • Age Difference
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Manic Episode
   • Slurs
   • Dry Humping
   • Coming in Pants
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Autistic William Birkin
   • Angry Sex
   • Dacryphilia
   • no beta we die like MIIIIIIKE
   • Crying During Sex
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Slut Shaming
   • hurt some comfort ig

   Summary

   "Well, anyway, I want you to know you can sleep with other people."

   Wesker scoffed, an undignified sound that slipped out without thought.

   "You don't mean that." He said, face going flat.

   "Of course I do." Will said, pushing some hair behind his ear and then turning to the computer console he'd rolled over to. "It's only fair, y'know. Given the- uh… situation."

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   In which William Birkin learns, firsthand, the consequences of saying things he doesn't mean.

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