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1. Come Help Me Ignite by gloriousdisco

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Holland March
   • Smut
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Sexual Tension
   • oblivious march and exasperated (but fond) healy
   • Hand Jobs
   • First Kiss
   • First Time
   • the inner machinations of holland march’s mind are an enigma
   • Laughter During Sex
   • Banter
   • holland march’s potty mouth seeps into the prose
   • Drinking
   • Post-Canon
   • Frottage

   Summary

   “…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“

   “An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”

   “And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”

   “You make it sound weird.”

   Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”

   —

   or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.

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