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1. Meet Me in the Woods by anna_bird

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   11 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Lack of Communication
   • Cryptid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Cryptid Hunter Aziraphale
   • Boojum Crowley
   • Crowley Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • North Carolina
   • great smoky mountains
   • North American folklore
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • naked in the woods
   • Inappropriate Erections
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Horns
   • Sex Tapes
   • Embarrassment
   • Moonshine for semen
   • Monsterfucking | Teratophilia
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

   Summary

   Aziraphale visits the Great Smoky Mountains in hopes of catching a glimpse of the fabled boojum. He gets a glimpse, all right. And a mouthful.

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   English

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