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“We’re both guys! And I’m straight, that’s not even fun!”
“Don’t be homophobic Kyle,” Cartman jokes with a lilt in his voice.
“Whose side are you on right now!?” Kyle asks, turning to look back at Cartman.
“Whoever’s against you.”
Kyle stares at him incredulously for a moment, feeling his eye twitch.
“Cartman, I’m against us kissing!”
“Oh… Okay… Maybe not then…” He mutters.
Kyle struggles with dividing his attention between being in debate club and being captain of the basketball team. After the events at one of Tolkien's parties, Kyle now has to throw in balancing helping Stan break up his ex girlfriend, who Kyle likes, and their good friend, who Kyle hates.