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ilya rozanov 
@rozanov81
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many times
reading is not a challenge for me, the challenge for me is to score more goals and win more cups with my beautiful husband than any other team in history 😈
- my grandmother sends her regards and apologises by frederik backman. 7yo elza has a very cool grandmother, she's her superhero. they have adventures together powered by their imagination only. but at some moment elza has to continue their adventures alone. i want to be a grandpa like this lady for mine and shane's grandchildren.
- bel-ami by guy de maupassant. the story about handsome young opportunistic man fucking out his life in Paris but still can't get rich. my father told me that it will be me. glad to notify that I am not there and i am married to a man richer than me 😇 (and I am rich myself).
- metro 2033 by dmitry glukhovsky. after nuclear war people are hiding and living in moscow metro (subway) system. they have their own politics, missions, but something strange is starting to happen. eery, scary, and you all are gonna struggle with russian station names, but believe me it worth it. also old man hunter from the book must be happy it all happened in the moscow metro, not in the ny one.
- the tenant of wildfell hall by anne brontë. the best of all brontë sisters' books. 19th century, mysterious woman appears in the abandoned mansion with her son. and a man learns that he should listen and become trustworthy first. revolutionary feminist novel by woman author. domestic violence and abuse should not be tolerated. if you need any help please contact hot line of irina foundation ###-####-##.
- the whole town's talking by fanny flagg. yes, american this time, but lady author is amazing. it's funny and sad and full of soul. you follow the life of people living in the small town over centuries, how it's growing, how these people have their kids, and the kids their kids and you start feeling like all town inhabitants are your family like "ah, I knew your mother".
enjoy reading and wait for the next batch 👹👹👹
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sweet olivia
@dreamingofocean
this is still the most insane and weirdest literacy campaign i've ever witnessed and it's working
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
198 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 5.2K Likes
poke girl
@edamameheaven
i trust his recommendations more than celebrity book clubs because every review contains at least one unhinged sentence 🫠
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
124 Retweets 102 Quote Tweets 4.1K Likes
giggling and eating 🧁
@tiptapto
i read this fanny flag's book and "ah, i knew your mother" is actually such a perfect description
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
12 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 114 Likes
Станислав
@stanislav87
да сколько нахуй можно. подписался на хоккей, получил пидора с поучениями
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
66 Retweets 145 Quote Tweets 312 Likes
svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 19, 2021 1:09 PM Replying to @stanislav87
зай, ебучку на беззвучку
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translation: how the fuck much longer can this go on? i signed up for hockey and got a faggot with lectures.
sveta: honey, shut your dirty trap
hockey fan girl 💅🏻🏒
@toomanyfootnotes
I need Shane Hollander to explain whether he gets book reviews at breakfast
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
124 Retweets 102 Quote Tweets 4.1K Likes
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @toomanyfootnotes
Actually, no. He barely talks about books, only with my father sometimes or when I ask him. His stories about Russian literature are brilliant though.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @shane.hollander, @toomanyfootnotes
awww my husband thinks im brilliant
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hockey fan girl 💅🏻🏒 @toomanyfootnotes · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @shane.hollander
OMG MR HOLLANDER ANSWERS ME FOR THE SECOND TIME THANK YOU SIR THANK YOU
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @toomanyfootnotes
You're welcome, hockey fan girl 😊
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @shane.hollander, @toomanyfootnotes
sir huh? 😈
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 Replying to @rozanov81
I wouldn't marry you if you wouldn't be brilliant, duh?
And you don't have to call me sir, baby is good enough, my love 😊
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@drinkingcola
huh french literature, traumatic past AND husband flex over bel-ami. ilya rozanov what a man you are
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
67 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 1.3K Likes
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 20, 2021 2:57 PM Replying to @drinking cola
The best 🩵
(Coca Cola is bad for your stomach)
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@hurtonce
из всей этой истории я поняла одно: Розанов явно был тем самым ребёнком, который действительно читал летний список литературы.
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
28 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 19, 2021 3:57 PM Replying to @hurtonce
его отец был полковником, у него было выбора
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author:from this whole story I got one thing: Rozanov was clearly the child who actually read the summer reading list
sveta: his father was a colonel, he had no choice
Rose Landry
@rosieposie
My baby is being bitchy and doing "duh" now, I'm so proud ☺️☺️☺️☺️
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021
I wouldn't marry you if you wouldn't be brilliant, duh?
And you don't have to call me sir, baby is good enough, my love 😊
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 4:21 PM Replying to @rosieposie
I am not a baby? 🤨
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 19, 2021 4:22 PM Replying to @rosieposie
shhh better don't call Hollander baby, or you're gonna summon him...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021 4:23 PM Replying to @rosieposie
Rose Landry, don't you dare call my baby your baby, im gonna haunt you! 🥷🏼🥷🏼🥷🏼
(but it's super sexy right 🥵)
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 4:28 PM Replying to @rosieposie, @rozanov81
Well, yes, Ilyusha can call me baby 🥰
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Aug 19, 2021 4:31 PM Replying to @rosieposie, @svetaishere
girls, don't you feel too they are much more insufferable together then before?
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 4:38 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
Careful, Marly, I'm in control of your menu and bed when you visit.
(By the way we go grocery shopping with Ilya today, send him if you have some preferences.)
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021 4:41 PM Replying to @svetaishere, @rosieposie
yes, светушка, розочка, you too, send me your wishes too 😇
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Rose Landry @rosieposie · Aug 19, 2021 4:44 PM Replying to @svetaishere
how did he call me?...
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 19, 2021 4:45 PM Replying to @rosieposie
he's being suspiciously sweet, actually...
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Harris Droover 🍎
@pleasesaveme
everything is being so (almost) normal...
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loving frogs
@beingloud
why does a hockey player read more than i do
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🎈someone🎈 @somewherethere · Aug 19, 2021 7:47 PM Replying to @beingloud
girl he recomended 5 books, how many hav u read? 4? god y u all r so obsesed with stupid hockey players
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loving frogs @beingloud · Aug 19, 2021 7:59 PM Replying to @somewherethere
and these are THE 5 books. Not popular. it means he has something to choose from
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🎈someone🎈 @somewherethere · Aug 19, 2021 8:12 PM Replying to @beingloud
uh-huh, well see, not even sure he realy read those
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 8:45 PM Replying to @somewherethere, @beingloud
Have YOU read at least one? Based on your spelling level you did not.
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Harris Droover 🍎
@pleasesaveme
Jinxed it 😭
Shane, You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 8:39 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
What?
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Aug 19, 2021 8:59 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
baby, it was quite naive, Hallzy is literally married to Rozy, what have you expected?
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Wyatt Hayes @superhayes · Aug 19, 2021 8:49 PM Replying to @shane.hollander, @pleasesaveme
it's a quote from star wars, i will show you tomorrow, Hollzy
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 8:45 PM Replying to @superhayes, @pleasesaveme
Oh, ok! Thank you, Wyatt! 😊
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Harris Droover 🍎@pleasesaveme · Aug 19, 2021 9:08 PM Replying to @btroyyyy
I don't know?! He was known as a golden polite Canadian boy?!
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021 9:12 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme, @btroyyyy
HAHAHAHAHAH this golden boy was joking to me about finnish men fucking their cousins, what, in 2011? (baby, i love you so so so much!!! ❤️🔥🍑)
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 19, 2021 9:15 PM Replying to @rozanov81
🥰🥰🥰
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seeing lana 28.08!
@biggestdelrayfan
is he genuinely trying to get hockey fans to read anne brontë?
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lizzzz @lizzyknitting · Aug 20, 2021 9:43 AM Replying to @biggestdelrayfan
umm it's my husband and he kinda succeeded... (i was trying to make him for 3 years and here we go)
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синьорина помидор
@strugglingmoskovite
лоооол простите, но "не смог стать главным героем, потому что удачно вышел замуж" лучший пересказ милого друга
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweets 72 Likes
Sasha @shineinparis · Aug 20, 2021 11:43 AM Replying to @biggestdelrayfan
наш волчара 😂😂😂
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author: loool sorry but "couldn't become the main character because got married well/happily/luckily" is the best retelling of a bel-ami
sasha: our wolf 😂😂😂
valeria
@1sweetval
not him using book twitter to promote HIS charity 😭
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
21 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 71 Likes
jeż na lodzie @hedge4562 · Aug 20, 2021 4:29 PM Replying to @1sweetval
but this is like more than any other hockey player did?
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sign the petition in my bio! @feministrage · Aug 20, 2021 4:41 PM Replying to @1sweetval
duh let him women should be safe
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Aug 20, 2021 4:43 PM Replying to @1sweetval
oh shut up its CHARITY it's deserved to be promoted
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Lady Bug
@whyisitlady
i didn't expect domestic violence awareness in an nhl player's reading list. the way he sneaks serious messages into funny reviews is genuinely admirable
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
21 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 71 Likes
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 20, 2021 6:43 PM Replying to @
i AM admirable
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Harris Droover 🍎 @pleasesaveme · Aug 20, 2021 6:58 PM Replying to @rozanov81
Unfortunately, you are.
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BOODRAM @centaurzane · Aug 20, 2021 7:14PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
I guess you should say fortunately, otherwise we would have much more problems
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не плачь и хуячь
@cryingbastard
бедные англоязычные, которым сейчас придётся читать "Тёплый Стан" и делать вид, что они знают, как это произносится #metro2033
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
38 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 561 Likes
пирожок с ничем @huinjasomnoj · Aug 20, 2021 9:15 PM Replying to @cryingbastard
Жду, когда они дойдут до "Тургеневской" и "Китай-города".
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богиня тлена @otstanotmenia · Aug 20, 2021 9:28 PM Replying to @huinjasomnoj
теперь хочу увидеть как MLH массово учатся произносить "Новослободская".
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author: Poor English speakers who will now have to read "Teply Stan" (name of one of the moscow metro stations mentioned in the book Metro 2033) and pretend they know how to pronounce it.
reply 1: I'm waiting for Turgenevskaya and Kitay-gorod (metro stations too)
reply 2: Now I want to see the MLH learn to pronounce "Novoslobodskaya".
Mel
@12possesed
finding out your favorite athlete has a richer inner life than you is humbling
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kirean
@notyourgrey
i need him to explain when exactly he found the time
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
72 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 2K Likes
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 12:33 PM Replying to @notyourgrey
my mother loved to read. internet became popular only in 2004 in moscow. i fly a lot. me and my husband we lived in different cities for a while. plenty of opportunities.
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Evan Dykstra @e.dykstra289 · Aug 22, 2021 12:54 PM Replying to @rozanov81
bro ive never seen you on a plane with a book in your hands
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 1:41 PM Replying to @e.dykstra289
this plastic and glass rectangle you have now in your hands and tap-tap-tap letters in is called SMARTphone. you can use it to read y'know? visit us and i will show u
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Cliff Marlow
@bostonmarly
It even feels strange that some people here still think that Rozy is dumb. he actually a born storyteller and can be interesting about pretty much everything. I can listen for him for hours.
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Scott Hunter @scott_admirals · Aug 22, 2021 4:15 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
yet you didn't know he had a degree or reads?
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Cliff Marlow @bostonmarly · Aug 22, 2021 4:22 PM Replying to @scott_admirals
hell yeah but you don't need those to be smart and interesting duh
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i'm Kip 🫐 @hatesmoothies · Aug 22, 2021 4:30 PM Replying to @bostonmarly, @scott_admirals
You kinda do. But I knew he reads, we discussed books with him
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Scott Hunter @scott_admirals · Aug 22, 2021 4:45 PM Replying to @hatesmoothies
wtf? you just casually chat with rozanov and didn't tell me?
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i'm Kip 🫐 @hatesmoothies · Aug 22, 2021 4:47 PM Replying to @scott_admirals
Baby, your eye twitches every time I mention Ilya. I can see it rn.
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Scott Hunter @scott_admirals · Aug 22, 2021 4:51 PM Replying to @hatesmoothies
My husband calls Rozanov Ilya… I feel so much betrayed
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i'm Kip 🫐 @hatesmoothies · Aug 22, 2021 4:56 PM Replying to @scott_admirals
Stop drama my beloved husband 💙
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 22, 2021 5:07 PM Replying to @hatesmoothies
Huh, Hunter behaves like Ilya, that's funny
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i'm Kip 🫐 @hatesmoothies · Aug 22, 2021 5:09 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
Yeah, I know 😂 They have a lot it common actually
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Scott Hunter @scott_admirals · Aug 22, 2021 5:12 PM Replying to @hatesmoothies
Take it back, Kip.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 5:13 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
take it back shane
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troy berret @btroyyyy · Aug 22, 2021 5:28 PM Replying to @bostonmarly
lol i bet you regret it, marlow
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Rose Landry
@rosieposie
"i want to be a grandpa like this lady" is somehow the sweetest thing i've seen tweeted. Shaney, @shane.hollander, he's gonna be the best father.
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 22, 2021 5:07 PM Replying to @rosieposie
Yes, I know. He is amazing with kids.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 5:13 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
you are gonna be the coolest papa too, my love 😿💕
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christine
@user18299
why does this look like less a book review and more an opportunity to tease Hollander
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Aug 22, 2021 9:12 PM Replying to @user18299
how is it a tease? his teases are much meaner. with all respect, Cap.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 10:01 PM Replying to @haasy00
you know you are the best son right? im proud of you
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Evan Dykstra
@e.dykstra289
why does Haasy make happy bubbling sounds?
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Evan Dykstra @e.dykstra289 · Aug 22, 2021 10:10 PM Replying to @e.dykstra289
Oh, i see. Lol.
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Liannnnnna
@LMG1998__
actually the most shocking thing is that Shane Hollander willingly listens to these recommendations in person 🤔
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
41 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 410 Likes
Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 23, 2021 07:19 AM Replying to @LMG1998__
It isn't like he recommends me something. He mostly shows me memes and cute pictures of dogs and listens to my recommendations, and only tells me something if i ask. But it's always very interesting. I am glad he started to share it here too.
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Liannnnnna @LMG1998__ · Aug 23, 2021 07:28 AM Replying to @shane.hollander
omg THE shane hollander is spilling love under my tweet 😭😭😭😭
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captain alex pigeon
@halexian10
between the phd and the books i'm starting to suspect hockey is his side hustle
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 23, 2021 10:32 AM Replying to @halexian10
and shane, you forgot shane, never forget shane, everything apart shane is side hustle 🤤👄🤤❤️🔥🤤🌶️🤤👅
(but i am incredibly great at hockey)
(from captain to captain)
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 23, 2021 10:49 AM Replying to @rozanov81
somehow your obsession is even cute
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женечка
@judzhining
Меня одного больше интересует реакция Холландера на то, что его официально используют как аргумент в книжных рекомендациях?
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 23, 2021 11:59 AM Replying to @judzhining
я горжусь своим мужем.
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author: Am I the only one more interested in Hollander's reaction to being officially used as an argument in book recommendations?
Shane: I am proud of my husband.
kitty s
@catapulta2000
does every hobby this man has need to become public
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
10 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 133 Likes
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 23, 2021 3:00 PM Replying to @catapulta2000
oh believe my favourite hobby is much less public then i want it to be
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 23, 2021 3:04 PM Replying to @rozanov81
Ilya, delete.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 23, 2021 3:14 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
but it's your job and i'm proud 😮💨
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 23, 2021 3:16 PM Replying to @rozanov81
Delete, or i will de-learn how to do that.
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 23, 2021 3:20 PM Replying to @shane.hollander
#strict eh
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Harris Droover 🍎
@pleasesaveme
Why did Ilya send me 10 gallons of milk?
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 22, 2021 3:40 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
AАХАХАХХААХАХАХХАХА ИЛЬЯ Я ЛЮБЛЮ ТЕБЯ
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 22, 2021 3:48 PM Replying to @svetaishere
I have to be jealous, but Ilya explained me what's behind it and it is funny.
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troy barrett @btroyyyy · Aug 22, 2021 3:49 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
Baby, I am sorry, but it is funny
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Harris Droover @pleasesaveme · Aug 22, 2021 3:50 PM Replying to @btroyyyy
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 22, 2021 4:00 PM Replying to @pleasesaveme
🤩
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Svetlana: AHHAHAHAH ILYA I LOVE YOU
comment: during Soviet times, workers in hazardous occupations were provided with free milk during their shifts as an "occupational health measure". It was believed to help protect against exposure to harmful chemicals (proved to be false).
Elizabeth 📜
@bettyreads
i'm convinced he only reads depressing books :(((
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 23, 2021 3:00 PM Replying to @catapulta2000
i believe that you have to learn how to process others people sadness to become a better human.
and sad doesn't always mean depressing. and not all of them are sad. just not romantasy booktok used to
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Harris Droover 🍎
@pleasesaveme
ROZ, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
(does anybody need valerian root extract? i have 12 of those)
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Cliff Marlowv @bostonmarly · Aug 23, 2021 11:02 AM Replying to @pleasesaveme
keep it, you're gonna need it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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elsa 🇸🇪
@princesselsa19
everyone in sweden nodding proudly for bakmann 🇸🇪
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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nora @skamenthusiast · Aug 24, 2021 9:54 AM Replying to @princesselsa19
i'm suprised that he havent recommended ove, this is like the most popular one. or beartown, its both hockey and queer
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 24, 2021 10:33 AM Replying to @skamenthusiast, @princesselsa19
hello beautiful swedish ladies
i liked ove and beartown too, just this one more, this felt the most warm. my shane loves beartown more (of course)
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@yesnickisname
это очень странное ощущение получать рекомендации книг от человека, которого видел дерущимся на льду
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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злоебучие комары @diemothafuckadie · Aug 24, 2021 11:54 AM Replying to @yesnickisname
ну он набивал морду известному гомофобу и сексисту, так что не вижу противоречий
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author: it's a very strange feeling to get book recommendations from someone you've seen fighting on the ice
reply: well he punched a well-known homophobe and sexist, so i don't see any contradictions
petri dish
@i29ja881n8
"i married a man richer than me" is an INSANE review
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 24, 2021 12:54 AM Replying to @i29ja881n8
пе-пе-пе well i am be jealous 😝
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@y18ol19o
hahahah he really looked at all of us and said "fine, here's ONE american"
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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hihik
@hihikamori
он хоть одну лёгкую книгу когда-нибудь посоветует или опять страдания на шестьсот страниц?
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 24, 2021 1:59 PM Replying to @hihikamori
страницы это вот эта хуета внизу в уголке, циферками написана. если присмотришься внимательно, а не будешь пиздеть, обнаружишь, что большая часть из этих книг меньше даже 500.
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svetlana @svetaishere · Aug 24, 2021 2:15 PM Replying to @rozanov81
Илюша, you should be happy harris doesn't know russian
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author: will he ever recommend at least one easy book or will it be another 600 pages of suffering?
rozanov: pages are that little crap at the bottom in the corner, written in fucking numbers. if you look closely, and don't just fucking around, you'll find that most of these books are less than 500.
susan
@su13lifornian
anne brontë finally getting the respect she deserves. and by who? by nhl player
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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giggling here
@snuttyjj
"you're all gonna struggle with russian station names" as a person who read crime and punishment he knows us too well. why do you guys need 100 variants for petnames?
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov
@rozanov81
harris, lets do this social media challenge
(our boys pronouncing metro station names eg novoslobodskaya)
богиня тлена @otstanotmenia · Aug 20, 2021
теперь хочу увидеть как MLH массово учатся произносить "Новослободская".
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troy berret @btroyyyy · Aug 25, 2021 10:16 AM Replying to @rozanov81
no
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Evan Dykstra @e.dykstra289 · Aug 25, 2021 10:18 AM Replying to @rozanov81
no
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Wyatt Hayes @superhayes · · Aug 25, 2021 10:19 AM Replying to @rozanov81
NO
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Luca Haas 🏒 @haasy00 · Aug 25, 2021 10:20 AM Replying to @rozanov81
please, no
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Shane Hollander @shane.hollander · Aug 25, 2021 10:21 AM Replying to @rozanov81
Why not?
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@sunshine188
i'm beginning to think the phd wasn't the impressive part. it's the range. what's next? smutty fantasy?
ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 19, 2021
helllooo my fellow readers
here is your new batch of books from me. answering to many questions — no i dont have goodreads
i do not track every book i read, some of them i can read many...
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ilya rozanov @rozanov81 · Aug 25, 2021 5:21 AM Replying to @sunshine188
hmmm actually i prefer ao3 for this but maybe you have recommendations?.
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