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Jabber looks at Assistaff with this easy gaze, like she's really just a girl in the room. Addresses her. Talks around Zanka instead of to him because he knows exactly how that gets under Zanka's skin.
“Hey shawty,” he leans his weight on her, a little, “you seen what ya boy doin’? You lettin' him get all sloppy on me? Naughty girl.”
Oh, fuck. Zanka hates that more than direct insults. Because, oh, because-
It implies a triangle. Another witness to their debauchery.
“Yer fuckin' crazy.”
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Teasing and languageSeries
- Part 13 of Janka Fics
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24 Feb 2026
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“You had three?” A hysterical smile begins to worm its way across Jabber’s face, like there’s some joke Zanka hasn’t been let in on yet. “Holy shit. Holy shit.”
“What? What the fuck is wrong?”
Jabber gets up close, grabbing hold of Zanka’s shoulders. He snickers, before leaning in. “Those were weed brownies sweeheart.”
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Everyone on the Ground knows that when you first lock eyes with your soulmate, you’ll feel it in your heart that they’re your destined match. But did anyone know that soulmates can use each other's Vital Instruments…?
AKA Janka Soulmate AU with a twist
Bookmarked by LemonSharkFanatic
23 Feb 2026
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That same thing is what spikes his pulse whenever they fight and fall in that easy rhythm. Exhilaration, too, but mostly the tilting of his world on its side. Suddenly, Zanka finds himself noticing the way Jabber moves. His muscles when he swings. His smile. The way he leans into pain like it's some kind of reward.
And instead of thinking: I want him.
Zanka's brain says: I'm losing control.
I'm losing control. I'm losing control. I'm losing control-
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Zanka wants to pick and choose parts of him to remove. Jabber doesn't get it.Series
- Part 22 of Janka Fics
Bookmarked by LemonSharkFanatic
23 Feb 2026
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zanka's internalised homophobia and then jabber swatting it away like its a fly
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Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"
The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."
Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).
*Ch 1 is their first meeting, afterwards it's basically a collection of shenanigans
**Illustration included in chapter 3Series
- Part 4 of Janka Junkie / Zabber Sucker
Bookmarked by LemonSharkFanatic
16 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
freak4freak, in other news fork found in kichen, i love janka so much its concerning
UPDATE: THERES MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st is like the meet cute n all, 2nd ch 1st date+freak (no smut but its implied) and 3 onwards just shenanigans, meeting the family, organised crime etc etcive re read this multiple times and its just as awesome everytime so you should read it too