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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    17 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO FUCKING FUNNY I WAS IN STITCHES THE ENTIRE TIME 10/10 COMEDY

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    Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada

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    That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    #kissyourbromonday

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    r/RoseLandry

    Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.

    Click here…

     

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    @rrredditor1837393
    no way this is real lol

    @secretaccount656
    Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????

    @selenawrites1
    omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha

    @rosieposiexxx
    wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…

    @secretaccount656
    if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus

    (rose’s texts get leaked)

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    15 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    funny

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    Complex Sports @ComplexSports
    “Good luck.”
    Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

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    Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

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