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Acceptable Types of Damage by NoHappyEndingsForMe
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
22 Jul 2026
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"You're a masochist, Reggie. Who the hell runs around with sticks chasing a ball at six in the morning for fun?"
"It's called discipline, Roddie."
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Regina is stressed. She has exactly four and a half hours to get some sleep before lacrosse practice, or her performance will be mediocre. The problem? Her roommate is currently busy, and the only alternative to sleep is sitting in the front seat of the Löded Diper van with Rodrick Heffley. Then he holds out his hand, strips away her rigid control, and proves that sometimes is worth breaking in the back of his rusted-out van.