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Published:
2026-07-14
Updated:
2026-07-19
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1,715
Chapters:
4/?
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19
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Absolute groupchat chaos

Summary:

Crk college au group chat
Not giving them human names bc uhhhhhh I don't want to

Chapters are usually going to be posted a lot, but I don't have specific days I'm going to post them

Notes:

First fic... Kinda nervous

Name key:
LIES - Shadow milk
ihatethisguy - Pure vanilla
Hollyberrysimp - Eternal sugar
ALCOHOLIC - Hollyberry
White - White lily
🤐🤐🤐shhh - Silent salt
Returntoflour - Mystic flour
Emo_guy - Dark Cacao
KFCenjoyer - Burning spice
Richbitch - Golden cheese
ETERNALFLAMEEEE - Fire spirit
green - Wind archer
LIGHNINGTHUNDERAAA - Stormbringer
Elsa - Frost Queen
DoomedYuri1 - Moonlight
DoomedYuri2 - Sea fairy
MillennialUnc - Millennial tree
EmoMermaid - Black Pearl
TiMe - Timekeeper
apple🍎 - Candy apple
EmoSilverbellSimp - Black sapphire
Silvertwink - Silverbell
UncFaerie - Elder faerie
NUTmegfurry - Nutmeg tiger
bigback - Agar agar
Gingerboomshakalaka - Gingerbrave
ErmActually - Wizard
OhhImSoSmolDIE - Strawberry
SHEWILLSTEALYOURSTUFFRUNAWAY -Chili pepper
Littlepuffyfurryguy - Cloud Haetae
Crunchybitch - Crunchy chip
🏹 🍫 - Caramel arrow
Infinitygauntletlookingbitch - Wildberry
SOMETHINGISVERYWRONG - Raspberry
Mozzy💙 - Mozzarella
Smoke🌬️ - Smoked cheese
Scarydogguy - Burnt cheese
lwkannoying - Milkyway
Cupid - Pavlova
Diabetesfly - Sugarfly
EmoMermaidsBitch - Frilled jellyfish
MillennialsHuzzAndAlsoDiabetesBird - Sugar swan

More names will probably be added as I go. If theres characters in the name list who aren't in the fic yet, it's bc they're coming up in a chapter at one point

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

LIES created a group chat

LIES added 18 people

LIES changed 18 nicknames

LIES: Hi chat

Returntoflour: What is this.

LIES: Group chat 👍

Hollyberrysimp: No shit

Hollyberrysimp: Love my name btw tyyyyy

ALCOHOLIC: Oh?

ALCOHOLIC: CHANGE MY NAME!

Richbitch: It's true though

Richbitch: Hollyberry right.

ALCOHOLIC: Sighs

ETERNALFLAMEEEE: No way bro just said sighs over text 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KFCenjoyer: Shut the fuck up

ETERNALFLAMEEEE: WHO EVEN ARE YOU BRO

Richbitch: Burning spice probably

KFCenjoyer: Who the fuck are you

Richbitch: I'm rich bitch ✨✨

KFCenjoyer: OH HI GDEN FJEESE

White: 😨

White: Why is this my name?

LIES: Idk ask the person who made the names

Hollyberrysimp: bitch that's u

LIES: Oh ya

EmoMermaid: Wwhat the fuck is this

EmoMermaid: CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME OR IM GOING TO VIOLENTLY KILL YOU.

LIES went offline

Ihatethisguy: Hello!

LIES is online

Hollyberrysimp: brother.

Emo_guy: What us this?

Returntoflour went offline

Emo_guy: how do. I use shis

DoomedYuri2: Hit the letters to type

DoomedYuri2: Change my name

DoomedYuri1: Oh hi everyone!

DoomedYuri1: YES I'm #1 Yuri!

green: who is Yuri

LIGHTNINGTHUNDERAAAA: GIRLS

DoomedYuri2: I want to be #1

Elsa: Who is in this groupchat?

LIGHTNINGTHUNDERAAAA: HI FORST queen

KFCenjoyer: holy typo

LIGHTNINGTHUNDERAAAA: Actually jump i don't even know you but I actually hope you get hit with a fucking truck kfc bitch

KFCenjoyer: STFU SYBAU TS PMO ICL KEYS

🤐🤐🤐shhh: Shut up please

MillennialUnc: Hello everyone

MillennialUnc: How are we doing

green: Bad.

White: Idk who you are, but we are doing horrible.

TiMe: Nah I'm having a great time

TiMe: I'm filled with joy and whimsy.

Richbitch: WHK THE FUCM RE YOU??????

ALCOHOLIC: Are you high

Richbitch: says you

LIES: this was an amazing idea