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Part 3 of The Freak Circus Stuff , Part 9 of Unserious Funnies
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2026-07-15
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2026-07-15
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1/?
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Chew with Your Fucking Mouth Closed

Summary:

WORK IN PROGRESS—UPDATES ARE RANDOM!!

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Harlequin is being real obnoxious to Pierrot when the red jester tries to tell a story of something that had happened recently. I mean obnoxious very rightfully, by the way, like- absurdly obnoxious! As annoying as monster-ly possible, if that even fits! Why is he like this?! Harlequin insists he is innocent during the whole trope, which, of course, makes this entire thing ten times worse.

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Inspired by the song BUSTED by Tokyo Machine (I love Tokyo Machine's music style) and This Song Is Also In The Story Too, I'm Going to Constantly Compare Harlequin to a Serpent, The Circus Members All Have Tails Whenever They Want Because That Definitely Works :), Pierrot Just Wants to Flip Harlequin Off At This Point But Actually Has Restraint, The Circus Members Have No Body Logic, Pierrot is Restraining Himself But Not Literally, This Takes Place After Everyone But the Circus Members Have Left for the Night, I Tried, Not Beta Read, Animal Traits, Animal Ears, Tails, I Love Jester Characters Lol, Possibly OOC Jester My Bad, "WHAT WAS THAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK BEATS!!" - Harlequin yelling, Dorito Dust Will Be Everywhere, He/Him Pronouns for Harlequin (The Freak Circus), He/Him Pronouns for Pierrot (The Freak Circus), They/Them Pronouns for Jester (The Freak Circus),

Chapter 1: Unfinished

Chapter Text

Harlequin's POV (Current Day in The Freak Circus Universe)

[Harlequin's thoughts will be in italics + as with all my stories, none of this writing is final and it is subject to change frequently!]

Harlequin's golden-painted boombox perched atop his shoulder shattered the night with a ridiculously cacophonous song titled 'BUSTED' by Tokyo Machine. While loud, he personally deemed it a masterpiece of a melody. He could listen to the whole thing fifteen times and still be vibing to those sick beats. Such a legit beat, dude. The music thundered in and out of the night like it was offended by the lack of noise around the circus in the time of after hours. I'm such a badass, hah...~

I must look awesome, huh? Hehehe. Jester, who unfortunately heard the deafening tune, had their claws over and smashing against their animal-like ears under their hat. They easily appeared pretty exasperated.

"Would you turn that DOWN?!" Jester shouted over the rambunctious music, half growling.

Harlequin bluffed considering the request, "Hmm, could I?" his voice barely carried through the boombox's sound, "Nah, where's the fun in that, my friend~??"

Jester groaned in obvious vexation, "YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!" they barked as Harlequin strutted away.

"A pleasure to do my job, Jester~! No one is quite as annoying as I am!" Harlequin shot in return jeeringly.

"GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE!!" Jester screamed, but even at that volume they couldn't even hear themselves.

Harlequin had already moseyed away, whistling at top volume alongside the ear-splitting boombox's absurd amplification. The golden boombox was rattling his entire body from the sheer noise.