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The Misadventures of Ark by Swaginton
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010), SCP Foundation, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, One Piece (Anime & Manga), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Arthurian Mythology, Dragon Ball, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Cult of the Lamb (Video Game), Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore, Avatar: The Last Airbender & Related Fandoms, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Norse Religion & Lore, Hindu Religions & Lore, Buddhist Religion & Lore, Chinese Folk Religion & Lore, Berserk (Anime & Manga), Bramble: The Mountain King (Video Game), The Sandman (Comics), Japanese Archipelago Folk Religion & Lore, H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos & Related Fandoms, Overlord (MADHOUSE Anime), 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow (Anime), Aztec Religion, Godzilla - All Media Types, Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, My Little Pony, My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013), Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021), Kung Fu Panda (Movies), Undertale (Video Game), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2026
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Summary
Ark is a human with almost no memories of his past life who woke up in a world of talking horse people armed with nothing but an anomalous phone and an attitude problem.
He nearly died to a wooden wolf on his first day.
Over a year later, he's throwing miniature suns at a chaos god.
Somewhere in between, Ark figured out that science is magic's cheat code, built sentient golems out of carbon nanotubes, and is beginning to fall in love with a group of women who saw through every wall he built around his heart and decided to just move in and wait.
The world is bigger on a scale that almost no one in Equestria has any reference for. The universe is even bigger than that.
There are elder gods in the spaces between worlds. There is a war older than time between the light that made reality and the darkness that wants to unmake it.
None of that is the scary part.
The scary part is what answered when that chaos god screamed into the multiverse.
And Ark just stumbled onto the battlefield carrying the accumulated knowledge of a species that split atoms before learning the simple fact that Friendship is Magic.
He wasn't built for this. He's going to do it anyway.