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1. But I'm A Football Player! (Style AU) by Aeyooo_i_need_some_sleep39081

   Fandoms: South Park, But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Underage Sex
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Ike Broflovski
   • Kyle Broflovski's Parents
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Craig Tucker
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Nicole Daniels
   • Mike (But I'm a Cheerleader)
   • Mary Brown (But I'm a Cheerleader)
   • Aged-up South Park Characters
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Underage Substance Use
   • Underage Smoking
   • Homophobic Language
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Author Is Not Religious
   • Slurs
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Alternate Universe - But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) Fusion
   • Sexual Tension
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Gay Kyle Broflovski
   • Bisexual Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh Friendship
   • Kyle Broflovski-centric
   • Kyle Broflovski Has a Crush on Stan Marsh
   • Angry Kyle Broflovski
   • Depressed Stan Marsh
   • Stan Marsh Being an Asshole
   • Background Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Bisexual Kenny McCormick
   • Craig Tucker Being An Asshole
   • Background Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Gay Tweek Tweak
   • Gay Craig Tucker
   • Mentioned Ike Broflovski
   • Talking About Feelings
   • Trauma
   • Abuse
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • Intimacy
   • Eventual Sex
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Bottom Kyle Broflovski
   • Bottom Stan Marsh
   • Falling In Love
   • Slow Burn
   • Flirting
   • Found Family
   • Boys in Love
   • Stan Marsh Has Mental Health Issues
   • Kyle Broflovski Has Issues
   • South Park References
   • Long Chapters
   • Slow to Update
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • idk anything abt football help

   Summary

   Kyle Broflovski was perfect.

   Straight A student, obedient son, loving older brother, well-loved gentleman AND star quarterback.
   He loved playing football with his friends the most though.

   All seemed well, until his parents decided to send him to "True Directions".
   Where he would learn what it takes to TRULY live a healthy and normal life.

   And certainly no blue eyed boy will ever hinder him from achieving better living.

    

   *Based on my favourite film ever, "But I'm a cheerleader" <3

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,471

   Chapters:

   1/6

   Comments:

   9

   Kudos:

   20

   Bookmarks:

   4

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