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Adrien/Chat Noir
Marinette/Ladybug
Thursday 17th November 2016
(9:30pm)
Hi, are we still on for tomorrow?
(9:32pm)
Who is this?
(9:34pm)
Seriously?
(9:36pm)
Yes.
(9:38pm)
Come on Wifi, stop messing with me.
(9:41pm)
Now I’m even more confused. Who is wifi?
(9:44pm)
So u seriously don’t know what I’m talking about?
(9:47pm)
Should I?
(9:50pm)
Wait wifi was selling her phone, are u the person who bought it?
(9:53pm)
I did buy a new phone recently so I guess so?
(9:55pm)
Oh, sorry for the mix up then :)
(9:57pm)
It’s fine, it was just unexpected.
(9:59pm)
Why do you call your friend wifi though?
(10:03pm)
We met in a chatroom and now when we talk online we just call each other by the screen names we used.
(10:05pm)
That’s pretty cool actually.
(10:07pm)
Yeah well it’s easier for me to use my screen name than my actual name. I’m not that great in real life.
(10:10pm)
Now I’m sure that’s a lie.
(10:12pm)
U haven’t met me.
(10:13pm)
Don’t be so down on yourself. I’m sure that you’re great, online or otherwise.
(10:17pm)
U barely know anything about me.
(10:20pm)
Then why don’t we get to know each other?
(10:23pm)
Are u sure? For all you know I could be a serial killer.
(10:25pm)
What’s to say I’m not one as well ;)
(10:28pm)
Should I be concerned?
(10:30pm)
Not unless you try to murder me.
(10:31pm)
Only if u don’t murder me.
(10:32pm)
It’s a deal :)
(10:33pm)
Btw you still haven’t told me your name.
(10:36pm)
If u don’t mind I’d prefer to stay anomonos
(10:36pm)
*Anonymous
(10:38pm)
I’m fine with that, but I need something to call you.
(10:42pm)
Call me Ladybug, that’s my screen name after all.
(10:45pm)
Well then Ladybug it’s great to meet you. I’m Chat, Chat Noir.
(10:47pm)
Chat Noir?
(10:48pm)
What’s wrong with Chat Noir?
(10:49pm)
:P
(10:51pm)
:( You wound me ladybug.
(10:53pm)
Well what do we do now?
(10:55pm)
Obviously we become a superhero duo and protect the city of Paris.
(10:56pm)
U live in Paris?
(10:57pm)
Yes?
(10:58pm)
Me too.
(11:01pm)
Great! Now there’s nothing stopping us from becoming the ultimate superhero duo!
(11:03pm)
I think the lack of superpowers might hold us back a bit.
(11:06pm)
Who said I don’t have superpowers? I’m telling you right now that I am the most super of the super.
(11:09pm)
Sure :/
(11:11pm)
I am too! I have the best power of all! I destroy everything I touch and make purrfect cat puns.
(11:14pm)
Seriously Chat? Puns? No.
(11:16pm)
You can’t stop me!
(11:20pm)
Yes I can, I can use my lucky charm to make u stop.
(11:22pm)
See I told you that we are the most super of the supers.
(11:23pm)
We can’t just team up and fight crime tho
(11:26pm)
Why not? It’d be fun.
(11:29pm)
Why not? Bc we could die?
(11:32pm)
A minor detail.
(11:35pm)
There are no minor details, it’s ur life Chat!
(11:46pm)
Don’t worry, I’m pawsitive that I’d be fine.
(11:51pm)
I swear if u continue with the puns I might actually consider murdering u Chat....
(11:59pm)
Oh my lady, I’d like to see you try. :)
Friday November 18th
(7:02am)
Morning ladybug!
(7:09am)
Chat, what are u doing awake so early?
(7:13am)
I’ve been awake since 4am.
(7:15am)
There’s no way ur human....
(7:20am)
Oh no, you’ve found out my secret! I’m actually not human I’m a magical girl!
(7:21am)
It’s too early for this.
(7:24am)
Sorry Ladybug, I didn’t mean to wake you so early.
(7:30am)
Then don’t message me at this time in the future, some of us are human and like to sleep.
(7:34am)
Sorry, I’ll let you sleep now, I gotta go to school now anyway.
(7:40am)
School? School doesn’t start for like another hour?
(7:43am)
Well I’ve been home schooled up until this year so What can I say? I’m excited to get there early.
(7:45am)
Ur weird, who get’s excited about school?
(7:46am)
Me.
(7:50am)
Well ur weird and I’m going back to sleep.
(7:53am)
You do realise that you’re going to have to get up to get ready for school pretty soon anyway right?
(7:55am)
:( I cri
(4:50pm)
Hey Chat, how was school?
(5:02pm)
It was great except I made a mistake and now a girl in my class is mad at me.
(5:07pm)
U better make it up to her ;)
(5:09pm)
But how? I don’t know what I’m supposed to do!
(5:11pm)
Be nice and explain to her what happened.
(5:14pm)
That’s it? The movies I watched made it out to seem like I have to get her flowers and chocolates and a airplane....
(5:17pm)
I’d be happy if u got me all that, but no you don’t have to do that.
(5:20pm)
Oh that’s good, it means I won’t have to make my dad mad at me about spending all our money on making it up to a girl.
(5:22pm)
:D
(5:24pm)
Ladybug, This is gonna sound really random but how on earth do you sleep so late?
(5:27pm)
What makes u think I do?
(5:30pm)
You thought 7am was early....
(5:32pm)
It is early! It’s not sleeping late until u sleep past mid-day
(5:36pm)
How often does that happen?
(5:37pm)
Every weekend.
(5:40pm)
How? I can’t even sleep past 8am.
(5:43pm)
Ur just confirming my suspicion that Ur not human.
(5:46pm)
Well that’s quite a human-ous observation.
(5:48pm)
That wasn’t even a good pun!
(5:50pm)
Are you fur real? That was a clawsome pun!
(5:53pm)
Stop!
(5:54pm)
Why am i BUGging you?
(5:59pm)
I swear I will murder u kitty cat.
(6:06pm)
That’s going to be kind of hard given that you know nothing about me bugaboo.
(6:09pm)
Then I’ll murder u when I know more about u.
(6:12pm)
Sorry bugaboo my dad wants me for something, but don’t worry I’ll CATch you later ;)
(6:20pm)
Now I know something about u... u have a dad....
(6:21pm)
Yeah that really narrows it down for you.....
(6:23pm)
Shut up!