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1. And a Bottle of Rum by rabbibrown

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   23 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Original Characters
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Original Nonbinary Character(s)
   • Reader
   • Pirates
   • Kidnapping
   • Shipwrecks
   • Amnesia
   • freak shows
   • Nobility
   • Cages

   Summary

   A little choose your own adventure to introduce the setting and characters of Weird Earth's Pirate AU, as well as the six different reader-insert characters!

   Goliath!Reader is a non-human man and has a penis
   Stowaway!Reader is intersex, nonbinary, and has breasts and a penis
   Tavern!Reader is a woman and has breasts and a vagina
   Echidna!Reader is non-human and nonbinary with a cloaca containing two hemipenes
   Noblewoman!Reader is an intersex woman with breasts, a shallow vagina, and clitoromegaly
   Shipwrecked!Reader is a man with a vagina

   Series

   • Part 1 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
   • Part 9 of Weird Earth

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   23,088

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   3

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