And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
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A little choose your own adventure to introduce the setting and characters of Weird Earth's Pirate AU, as well as the six different reader-insert characters!
Goliath!Reader is a non-human man and has a penis
Stowaway!Reader is intersex, nonbinary, and has breasts and a penis
Tavern!Reader is a woman and has breasts and a vagina
Echidna!Reader is non-human and nonbinary with a cloaca containing two hemipenes
Noblewoman!Reader is an intersex woman with breasts, a shallow vagina, and clitoromegaly
Shipwrecked!Reader is a man with a vaginaSeries
- Part 1 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 9 of Weird Earth
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- English
- Words:
- 23,088
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 279
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Lucky's jacket is heavy and warm. The only comfort you've had since you woke up on the ship.
Lucky uses he/him pronouns
Reader is a womanSeries
- Part 2 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 10 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,047
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 133
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Of course these damned pirates didn't give you a bed for the night. You're used to feathered beds and warm quilts, but you'd take even a rough hammock at this point. The only question is who to ask.
Reader is a woman
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- Part 3 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 11 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 334
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Etienne has been nothing but good to you all these months. But then your fiance showed up with the ransom, ready to bring you home. Away from your darling pirates. Back to the life of a noblewoman, back to your wedding. Obligation compels you to go, but Etienne isn't about to lose you so easily.
Etienne uses he/him pronouns
Reader is an intersex woman and has clitoromegaly and a shallow vaginaSeries
- Part 4 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 12 of Weird Earth
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Gav has been sent down to collar you, but you're not going to let it happen without a fight. Unfortunately, they're more than prepared to subdue you, and take great pleasure in reminding you of your place.
Gav uses they/them pronouns
Reader is non-human and nonbinary with a cloaca containing two hemipenesSeries
- Part 5 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 13 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,473
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 606
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The docker's life isn't easy. Sunrise to sunset, you work your fingers to the bone, only to do it all over again the next day. But it gives you security. Your meals may be paltry, but you always know when the next one will be. You know you'll be paid at the end of the day, even if it's a pittance. You always have your chilly little room to return to. And that's more important to you than anything. You need security. So when that security is threatened? Well... you find a way.
Reader is intersex, nonbinary, and has breasts and a penis
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- Part 6 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 14 of Weird Earth