Weird Earth
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The moment you laid eyes on Cadfael, you knew you had to be the one to ruin him. So pliant, so trusting, so easy. You need to see him in the heights of bliss and the depths of agony. You need to change his life.
Cadfael uses he/him pronouns
Reader is a woman and has breasts and a vaginaSeries
- Part 1 of Weird Earth
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You and Fergal are the only two pure people left in all of Weird London. He's sure of it. And he needs to help you stay that way! Unfortunately, he has to ruin you a little to keep you pure. You understand, right? You'll surely forgive him...
Fergal uses he/him pronouns
Reader is gender neutralSeries
- Part 2 of Weird Earth
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Etienne's having a bad day. It's not something a little intoxication and heavy petting can fix, but they can't hurt either!
Etienne uses he/him pronouns
Reader is gender neutralSeries
- Part 3 of Weird Earth
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Callum wants your help testing a new creation of his. Of course, he can't be normal about it.
Callum uses he/him
Reader is gender neutralSeries
- Part 4 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 801
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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Ever the gallant cowboy, your brother Gedaliah ignores every move you make on him. You know he's not oblivious to your desires, so why is he refusing you? Whatever the reason, it ends. Tonight.
Gedaliah uses he/him pronouns
Reader is gender neutralSeries
- Part 5 of Weird Earth
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Face down in the motel room, getting fucked from behind, you wonder if maybe you should've accepted that drink.
Johnny uses he/him pronouns
Reader is gender neutralSeries
- Part 6 of Weird Earth
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You owe so much to your brother, but you can't give him this. You refuse to be part of his experiments. Unfortunately, it's not up to you.
Lin uses he/him pronouns
Reader is a woman and has a vaginaSeries
- Part 7 of Weird Earth
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A clerical error has left your all-women dorm with a single guy. He tries his best to avoid everyone, but rumours about what a pervert he is spread fast. As you all realise how easy he is to bully, you make it your mission to turn him into the dorm dildo. An encounter on the silent floor of the library speeds things along.
Glitch uses he/they pronouns, he/him is used in this story
Reader is a woman and has breasts and a vaginaSeries
- Part 8 of Weird Earth
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A little choose your own adventure to introduce the setting and characters of Weird Earth's Pirate AU, as well as the six different reader-insert characters!
Goliath!Reader is a non-human man and has a penis
Stowaway!Reader is intersex, nonbinary, and has breasts and a penis
Tavern!Reader is a woman and has breasts and a vagina
Echidna!Reader is non-human and nonbinary with a cloaca containing two hemipenes
Noblewoman!Reader is an intersex woman with breasts, a shallow vagina, and clitoromegaly
Shipwrecked!Reader is a man with a vaginaSeries
- Part 1 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 9 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,088
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 280
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Lucky's jacket is heavy and warm. The only comfort you've had since you woke up on the ship.
Lucky uses he/him pronouns
Reader is a womanSeries
- Part 2 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 10 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,047
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 133
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Of course these damned pirates didn't give you a bed for the night. You're used to feathered beds and warm quilts, but you'd take even a rough hammock at this point. The only question is who to ask.
Reader is a woman
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- Part 3 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 11 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 335
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Etienne has been nothing but good to you all these months. But then your fiance showed up with the ransom, ready to bring you home. Away from your darling pirates. Back to the life of a noblewoman, back to your wedding. Obligation compels you to go, but Etienne isn't about to lose you so easily.
Etienne uses he/him pronouns
Reader is an intersex woman and has clitoromegaly and a shallow vaginaSeries
- Part 4 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 12 of Weird Earth
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Gav has been sent down to collar you, but you're not going to let it happen without a fight. Unfortunately, they're more than prepared to subdue you, and take great pleasure in reminding you of your place.
Gav uses they/them pronouns
Reader is non-human and nonbinary with a cloaca containing two hemipenesSeries
- Part 5 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 13 of Weird Earth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,473
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 607
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The docker's life isn't easy. Sunrise to sunset, you work your fingers to the bone, only to do it all over again the next day. But it gives you security. Your meals may be paltry, but you always know when the next one will be. You know you'll be paid at the end of the day, even if it's a pittance. You always have your chilly little room to return to. And that's more important to you than anything. You need security. So when that security is threatened? Well... you find a way.
Reader is intersex, nonbinary, and has breasts and a penis
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- Part 6 of And a Bottle of Rum - Weird Earth Pirate AU
- Part 14 of Weird Earth