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Midtown AcaDec Team GC
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18/05/20XX, 1:05 AM
@peterparkour:
hey guys haha
@GITC:
here we go
@peterparkour:
SHUT UP
so hypothetically speaking
@GITC:
emphasis on the hypothetical
@peterparkour:
what would a teen do if they got stabbed but can't go to the hospital
would they tell a "trusted adult" or stitch themselves up
@moonflower:
HELLO??? 😭
whats the context though
@peterparkour:
there is no context
@moonflower:
there has to be
@peterparkour:
they're an undocumented mutant and theyre very conscious abt that idk
now answer
@moonflower:
why'd they get stabbed
@peterparkour:
do you have to know
@moonflower:
again context is very important
it contributes to my answer
@peterparkour:
aughhh
@GITC:
fight club
@moonflower:
it's not allowed to use weapons in a fight club
@GITC:
THATS THE CONTEXT
@moonflower:
CHANGE YOUR HYPOTHETICAL THEN
WHAT IS THIS FOR ANYWAY 😭😭😭
@peterparkour:
I'm trying to prove a point to ned
@moonflower:
and what brought this on
@GITC:
you don't wanna know
@moonflower:
ned.
@peterparkour:
DO NOT TELL HER
@GITC:
ok so what if this wasn't a hypothetical
@peterparkour:
DELETE
@moonflower:
??
wdym...
@peterparkour:
he's kidding haha jokesss right ned
@GITC:
yes totally
@MJ:
And now MY point has been proven.
Go to sleep losers
especially you Peter
@peterparkour:
not until cindy answers the question >:(
@moonflower:
your "hypothetical" question is bullshit
@peterparkour:
okay how about they were getting jumped
@moonflower:
for what
@peterparkour:
DUDE
THEY DON'T KNOW
@moonflower:
hmmmm
how far are they from a safe place
and how are they affiliated with this trusted adult
@peterparkour:
omds
@GITC:
LMAOOAOAOOOOOO
giggling behind the screen
@peterparkour:
they are like 3 minutes away and the trusted adult is their mentor
@GITC:
yeah right
by mentor he means pseudo father figure btw
@moonflower:
and how far away are they from pseudo father figure/mentor
@GITC:
less than a minute
@peterparkour:
btw before you ask, both parties are capable of stitching up a wound
@moonflower:
how deep is the wound and where
@peterparkour:
OH MY GODDD
like upper abdomen but not really concerning
@GITC:
it was very much concerning
and thats just one of them
@moonflower:
ONE???
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS???
@peterparkour:
NED YOU ABSOLUTE
one wound is enough cindy
@moonflower:
???????
@peterparkour:
ARE YOU RAGE BAITING ME
@moonflower:
I mean i was but now im concerned
is the person okay now tho?
@peterparkour:
yeah 100%
@GITC:
well i wouldn't say 100%
70% if we're being generous
@moonflower:
?
@GITC:
sleep deprived
@moonflower:
ohhh
@peterparkour:
can u now answer the question
@moonflower:
is the trusted adult loaded
@GITC:
yes.
@moonflower:
ouh shi
then trusted adult
@GITC:
YES
@peterparkour:
NAOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
NONOONO
NAOOAOOOOOO
@moonflower:
Why in the world would u want the person to not get someone?!?!?
Peter Benjamin Parker do not tell me you are the person
@peterparkour:
im not
trust
@GITC:
well
@moonflower:
...
@peterparkour:
NED
@GITC:
ALL I SAID WAS WELL
@moonflower:
wait now im curious
@fastestmanalive:
all of you shut the FUCK UP
holy yap
@moonflower:
turn on dnd you troglodyte
this is important
@fastestmanalive:
acadec meeting?
@moonflower:
no
@fastestmanalive:
Then GTFOOOOO
@drmurphy:
stop being a bitch flash let them yap
@dingdingding:
whats important
@moonflower:
peter is allegedly a mutant
@peterparkour:
WHATTTT
NO I'M NOT????????
@moonflower:
ned said well
@peterparkour:
THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING
@GITC:
well
@peterparkour:
oh my god
ned you suck this is not helping my case
@fastestmanalive:
if peter is a mutant then im Spider-Man
@dingdingding:
whyd yu capitalize his name
hes not the president or somethinf
@fastestmanalive:
he's the goat
i am no larper
@drmurphy:
the correct term is POSER
get it right flash
@fastestmanalive:
man fuck you
@moonflower:
i still think peter s a mutant
@peterparkour:
why
@moonflower:
why not
@peterparkour:
why tho
@moonflower:
do not play this game with me parker
@peterparkour:
what game
@moonflower:
the deflecting game
@peterparkour:
i'm not deflecting
@moonflower:
you are
@peterparkour:
how
@moonflower:
by not answering my question on why you aren't a mutant
@peterparkour:
youre not answering mine on why would i be a mutant
so technically you're deflecting as well
@moonflower:
thats because you started it
@peterparkour:
right
@dingdingding:
okay now i'm on flash's side get tf to bed
the both of you
who gaf if pete's a mutant or unregistered or what not
@peterparkour:
im not tho
this is yet another game of werewolf
@dingdingding:
I DONT CAREEEEE BRETHREN
GO TO BED
WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
@moonflower:
no we dont?????
tomorrow is saturday abe
or well technically today whatever
@dingdingding:
oh
@moonflower:
i gotta go anyway
this is not over parker
@peterparkour:
this is psychological harassment D: