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1. Sweet Mother I Cannot Weaver by marinaraaasauce

   Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   07 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver/Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale
   • Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver/Rachel Lindt | Bitch | Hellhound
   • Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver
   • Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale
   • Brian Laborn | Grue
   • Alec | Regent
   • Aisha Laborn | Imp
   • Rachel Lindt | Bitch | Hellhound
   • Victoria Dallon | Glory Girl | Antares
   • Dean Stansfield | Gallant
   • Sophia Hess | Shadow Stalker
   • Amy Dallon | Panacea | Red Queen
   • Annette Hebert
   • Danny Hebert
   • these are just the densest lesbians alive
   • oh my god they're so dumb
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Trans Female Character
   • Useless Lesbians
   • Lesbian Character

   Summary

   Skitter has come to a horrifying realization- not only is she a Master, her power also masters those around her into becoming lesbians. What else could possibly explain all the women around her being gay? It's statistically impossible! She must navigate the ethical dilemma of accidentally turning everyone in close proximity into lesbians whilst being incredibly heterosexual about her good platonic friends Lisa and Rachel.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   40,302

   Chapters:

   11/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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