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@OttawaCentaursOfficial ✓
CENTAURS ARE FOUR TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
2022
2023
2025
2026!
It’s staying home!!!!!
Take a sneak peak inside the celebrations!
@GoCens84
THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL A MOTHERFUCKING DYNASTY!!!!!
@Ria8124
HOLLANDER ROZANOV FOR LIFE BITCHES! Montreal who?
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Hollander getting doused in champagne AS HE SHOULD! That final goal was a thing of beauty!
@Hollanovforever
Oh my Hollanov heart! So many kisses, I can’t handle it! And you just know they lost in 2024 because Rozanov and Hayes were both injured. They still made it to the playoffs. That’s my team alright! #HollanovForever #CentaursUntilIDie
@Comeonkathleen
Awwww my gay hockey team won! I don’t even know what is happening I am just glad the Gay Avengers won!
@Ro-ro-rozanov
Remember when we had to worry if Hollander or Rozanov would win? And now they’re both winning together????? I CAN’T HANDLE MY HAPPINESS!
@Countessofhogwarts
What is my kink? THIS RIGHT HERE! CHAMPIONS!
@Fromtheveryfirstnight
Ilya got so emotional at the post game interview, look at how sweet Shane looks comforting him.
@IlyasCheekMole
Ilya mentioned he's now older than his mother was when she was alive. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 My poor baby! She'd be so proud of him! 5 time Cup winner!
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
And of her adorable son-in-law, 7 time Cup champion and legend Shane Hollander!
@hockeyformen
I don't like this taking focus away from the team…………..
@GoCens84
Excuse you, they literally built this team, brick by brick. None of this would have happened without them.
@Puckbunny94
Real. Remember when Rozanov signed with Ottawa? And how we wondered if it was for a girl?
@Countessofhogwarts
Well it was for a cutiepie, just not a girl.
@Ho-Ho-Hollander24
Shane Pookie Bug Hollander.
@carbonisawhore
That's Shane Pookie Bug 7 time Cup Winner Hollander-Rozanov to you!
1.5 month later
@HockeyIsForEveryone
GUYS! Guess who I spotted in Paris!!!!! Never thought I'd be studying in Paris and bumping into a hockey player?! 
@HollanovFromTheStart
Rozanov is in Paris?! What?!?!?!?!!? He looks like sunshine! What's that he calls Shane? Sol something?
@Countessofhogwarts
SOLNYSHKO! It means little sun, and yes they are both solnyshkos! 🥹☀️
@IceIceBaby
But where is Hollander? I didn’t think we’d see them after the NHL Awards.
PS how good did they look in these fits?!?!?!
@Ro-ro-rozanov
Oh yea!!! I remember Rozanov saying he was getting more comfortable with his fashion now that he was out as bi.
@RozaDaddy81
Man, I wonder what that means. If it’s more suits like this, I am into it!
But these two are usually so codependent. It’s a bit strange, no, that Shane is nowhere to be found?
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Remember their first year of being married? Ilya wouldn’t leave Shane’s hand for even one interview.
@Fromtheveryfirstnight
It was the best thing ever. My favs from those days!
@Comeonkathleen
Oh those are adorbs! These were mine! They haven’t done any non-hockey interviews in so long. I miss them so much.
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
OH MY LORD. Ok ok I have a feeling I know where Shane might be…..
@Fromtheveryfirstnight
SPILLL THE TEA SISTER!
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
Remember he did that skincare video last summer from their cottage?
Guess which brand is having a launch in Seoul. THE SAME ONE SHANE RECOMMENDED!
@Countessofhogwarts
Wowwww! Big if true. A Canadian hockey player in Korea, how crazy is that?! I hope it's true, our Shanebug deserves it all!
@GigisDrawings
God, he is so so beautiful. ILYA HOLLANDER-ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT?
@Lily1410
You mean this guy, yes? He can fight us all.
@HollanovFromTheStart
Yeah let's not have him fight us please. WE ARE LOOKING RESPECTFULLY SIR!
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Speak for yourself, I need Shane BIBLICALLY.
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
Man those were fun times. I feel like Rozanov hasn't been online going crazy over Shane like that anymore…..
@IceIceBaby
I remember TMZ posted rumours about a hockey marriage on the rocks…I don’t want to say it but do you think it could be them?
@Ria8124
Jesus you guys, we just saw them win a Cup last month together. They’re not together at one event and we think divorce?
@thisisanaccountontheinternet
No but they are both not interacting on Twitter, or being super into each other……
@thisisanaccountontheinternet
Rozanov was spotted with Hunter for dinner rather than his husband, of all people.
@IceIceBaby
They kind of look good together, don’t they……..
@Hollanovforever
Guys can we like not? They are WORKING. This is WORK. They will be reunited in no time. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️HOLLANOV REUNION ONLINE 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ #Manifest
@Comeonkathleen
NEWS ALERT, ROZANOV’S LOOK FIRST REACTIONS 
IT’S GIVING SEXY TERMINATOR!
@Countessofhogwarts
Oh god he looks so unbelievably good. It should be illegal!!!
@Ro-ro-rozanov
Isn’t he burning up? It’s like 40 degrees in Paris!
@HockeyGenZGirl
LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS. LOOK AT IT!!!!
@carbonisawhore
Ok Ilya I love you boo but those boots look weird, that jacket needs to come off NOW!
@GigisDrawings
SHANE HOLLANDER-ROZANOV CAN YOU FIGHT? Reporting from the ground, THE COAT IS OFF, THERE IS A TANK UNDER THERE
@Jane1221
Yes he can fight. Did we forget his tussle with Hunter? 
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Fuck Hunter, he punched Comeau last year!
@Jane1221
He deserved it though
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Oh ofc, I won’t be seen defending the Metros but on that note where is our Shanebug?!?!
@ShaneHollanderRozanovHockeyPlayer ✓
Annyeong-haseyo Seoul
@HockeyGenZGirl
HOLD THE PRESSES. HOLLANDER IS IN KOREA? MY HOME CONTINENT?????
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
I was right! It is for Skin1004 isn’t it? Isn’t it? Korean fans pl take care of our man!
@Ho-Ho-Hollander24
Hmmmm Hollander in Korea and Rozanov in France….long distance marriage at play?
@HockeyLover87
It has been 5 years, maybe things have fizzled out……
@Ria8124
Can you all shut the fuck up already? They are there for different BRAND commitments. They literally live and play together.
@IceIceBaby
Hollander is way too good for Rozanov anyway. I only watch the games for him tbh.
@IlyasCheekMole
Oh pl, Hollander was not the one who uprooted his life to the worst team in the league and turned them into a Stanley Cup machine. That was Rozanov!
@hockeyformen
Their marriage is just PR at this point. After everything they did to be together, they can’t be seen as separating.
@GigisDrawings
Shit, I don’t want to buy into these solo fans theories but WHERE IS ILYA’S WEDDING RING?
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
Why are you kind of cooking here, they never remove their rings during the off season.
@Comeonkathleen
AFTER PARTY PICS! How fucking gorgeous is he looking? Those latex boots are really working for me!
@HollanovFromTheStart
I am so happy Ilya feels open to wearing this kind of stuff now. Raiders Ilya would not be able to.
@HockeyGenZGirl
He really is breaking all gender stereotypes, isn't he just?
@Jane1221
I wish I could lick him head to toe.
@IlyasCheekMole
Whoever is bouncing on that is SO LUCKY ISTG.
@Jane1221
What do you mean whoever? It's clearly Hollander?
@Countessofhogwarts
I mean they are literally married!
@IlyasCheekMole
So where is Hollander then? Why isn't he supporting his man?
@Jane1221
What is this, 1950? He has his own commitments.
@Countessofhogwarts
@Jane1221 babygirl don't interact with these people. Block and move on.
@Countessofhogwarts
THREADS HOLLANDER FIRST LOOK IN KOREA. I don't know what to focus on first, the stache? The necklace? The freaking glasses?
@Lily1410
Those glasses are too hot. Too much too good. Fuck!
@ShaneHollanderIsMyGod
That phone quality is so good! Why are American phone photos always so potato…
@Jane1221
Koreans know how to make good phones! Plus Korea is SERIOUS about its stars, some of the fans here have DSLRs.
@Comeonkathleen
More pics coming in of Shane as he heads to the Skin1004 stores for a brand launch!
@Hollanovgirl94
You can really see the power of Hollanov, can’t you? An American hockey player launching a Korean skincare product, crazy the impact their love story has had. I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
@Countessofhogwarts
@Hollanovgirl94 exactly what I said! Mind sync!
@HockeyLover87
This is exactly why I am saying this is just PR, they can’t afford to be apart publicly.
@Ria8124
Oh god girls, the solos and non-believers are out tonight in spades! Remember to NOT ENGAGE and use the block button generously!
@carbonisawhore
Korean fans I bow down to you. We could never get such HD photos.
@Lily1410
He is too beautiful…….wish I could kiss him right now.
@carbonisawhore
I agree Lil! Those are such kissable lips, right?
@carbonisawhore
God! To be with that man. Or be with that man. Shanebug how can you look so pookie and then so Zaddy!
@HollanovFromTheStart
Zaddy is right! He and Railroad Daddy can take me to Paris anytime 😉
@thisisanaccountontheinternet
Hell, imagine him and Rozanov and me?
@Countessofhogwarts
Those two really? They are TERRITORIAL as hell!
@Lily1410
@Countessofhogwarts you are correct. They do not share. Shane is mi... Ilya's.
@Puckbunny94
I miss that era! #Whoreemembers!
@Fromtheveryfirstnight
Reporting for duty! If only some of the parasocial fans wouldn’t leave hate comments, maybe they’d post more freely again.
@Ria8124
WE USED TO BE A REAL FANDOM.
@Countessofhogwarts
We still are tbf! And the new queer fans are really not the problem! You know who the problems are……naming no names.
@Ria8124
This is how some fans watch their games…..
@Hollanovgirl94
How can anyone look at these two amazing players and only stan one? I will never understand.
@Puckbunny94
BREAKING NEWS – WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHERE IS HIS HUSBAND, look at how he smiled! Suck it solos! Hollanov forever bitches!
"He is boring Canadian... I do not know where he is right now."
@Countessofhogwarts
Sir, what does that answer even mean?
@Jane1221
Awww he is so Solnyshko here…. He looks soo……krasivy.
@ShaneHollandersFreckles
Speaking of cuties, look at our Shanebug! Such a kotik, as his hubs calls him.
@GigisDrawings
Look, I made this for our resident kitten.
@Lily1410
I need 50 copies of this. Very pretty.
@Countessofhogwarts
So true, our Shanebug is the prettiest of them all!
@thisisanaccountontheinternet
Can we say pretty for guys?
@Countessofhogwarts
Can this fandom stop policing everything? JFC.
2 days later
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 ✓
Hello internet, did you miss me? I hear liar say Shane and I split up. Is not true. Here is proof.
@ShaneHollanderRozanovHockeyPlayer ✓
ILYA GRIGORIVICH ROZANOV.
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 ✓
Is Hollander-Rozanov, kotik!
@HarrisDoverOfficial ✓
I will resign!
@Ria8124
ITS HAPPENING. ITS HAPPENED. My OTP has REUNITED. Is this what doing crack feels like?
@carbonisawhore
I'm not saying I know from experience…….but yes.
@Comeonkathleen
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE!
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@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 ✓
He is mine. I am his. There is no space for anyone else. Go away everybody.
@ShaneHollanderRozanovHockeyPlayer ✓
That's better mon Coeur.
@HarrisDoverOfficial ✓
Ilya this isn't the photo we had discussed.
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 ✓
Go away Harris.
@Countessofhogwarts
I will always love Ilya the ragebaiter, but how did he know what the fandom was discussing? I bet he has a burner, doesn’t he!
@IceIceBaby
OH GOD, WE HAVE BEEN PERCEIVED!
@Lily1410
Maybe he is here right now…..
@Jane1221
I think that’s a bit of a stretch….
@ShaneHollanderRozanovHockeyPlayer ✓
Yes we can both fight. Back off.
@IlyaHollanderRozanov81 ✓
Я тебя очень люблю, Шейн. [I love you so much, Shane]
What was really going on with Hollanov - Paris
Ilya's Phone
Moy Kotik
Today 1:00 PM
Shaneeeeeeeee. I am in paris. Why are you not here, Lyubov?
Is so hot. I am DYING
SHANEEEEEEEE
SHANYAA
SHANUSHA?????
Kotik
omg you are so silly! I was in a meeting baby. Packing for Korea. This mustache is so itchy! Can I please shave it?
No. You do not have permission.
Please baby. I keep scratching my face. I am going for a skincare launch.
No Shane. Stop being brat. Be good boy for me, hmmm?
Ok……
Just ok? Maybe I come back from Paris and spank you
Fuck. Okay sir.
Does my malysh want to see sneak peek of outfit?
Yes please!.
Smoking again?
Is just one, kotik. Everyone smoke in Paris.
That defence is some weak tea Rozanov.
I am sorry moy muzh, no more. I promise. But do I not look good?
We will see, maybe I need to come up with some alternative to your oral fixation.
But yes, god. You look so good, I want to cancel this and come to Paris instead.
No Solnyshko, is too warm here. You will melt. Besides, my pretty Shane deserves to be shown to whole world.
Today 3:00 PM
BABY YOU LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
Also, where the fuck is your wedding ring? Why does the internet think we have broken up?
Solnyshko I am dying in this. Why did I choose to wear latex boot and this jacket?
Shane, ring is on necklace under this tucked in tie. Is too hot, ring gave me rash ☹
Awww that’s ok baby, I understand. I know its my own fault for telling you to stop posting so much about us…
Kotik, we know what we mean to each other, yes? Is all that matters.
One fan said it’s been 5 years and things must have fizzled….
He is moron. From when I first see your freckles, I became addicted Shane. I can not imagine life with anyone else.
Aww Ilya……I love you so much. Wish you could come on this trip with me.
It will be fun moy pomidor. New adventure for you. I am so proud of you.
❤️
After the Korea pics come out
Ilya's Phone
Moy Kotik