Loveable_Parasite



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    Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov.

    In Montreal with lingering concussion symptoms, Ilya is advised not to fly home for a few days, and the hospital won’t release him without assurances that he has someone to stay with him until his symptoms improve. Luckily, Shane conveniently has a condo in Montreal no one knows about and a few days before he has to travel again.

    But Ilya’s symptoms don’t resolve after a few days. Which is okay; Shane can handle it. He can take care of Ilya, study Russian, lead his team into the playoffs, and keep Ilya’s continued presence in Montreal a secret. He can do everything, no problem. He is Shane Hollander after all.

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    A whump fanfiction that is secretly a fix-it.

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    “Ilya, are you even listening to me?” His gaze is quick to turn to Cliff Marleau, feeling like he’s been caught—which, maybe he had been, he thinks. Ilya had been too enthralled with the boy standing behind the front desk, a spattering of little brown dots across his face.

    веснушки. Freckles, he thinks they’re called in English.

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of his university hockey team, sees a boy with freckles and he absolutely needs to flirt with him

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    “Are you okay, babe?” Jackie asks.

    Is Hayden okay? Good question.

    It’s not like he’s a prude. He and Jackie have four kids, for heaven’s sake.

    It’s just that he will never be able to un-hear the words he overheard Rozanov saying to Shane in the kitchen.

    “Uh-huh, yeah. Super okay,” Hayden says.

    “Right. I definitely believe you when you speak in that voice.”

    “Are you, like.” Oh god. “Like. Satisfied?”

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    Or, five times Shane and Ilya inspire others to question how they approach their own relationships, and one time they don’t.

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    Jackie Pike wants to know everything she possibly can about Shane Hollander's mysterious girlfriend in Boston, so she starts documenting every piece of information she learns about "Lily". The list gets long, confusing, and eventually, Jackie figures a few things out...

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    “I don’t hate him!” Hayden says, which is only true because hate doesn’t quite capture it. No, he despises Rozanov. In his defense, everyone with a pulse and without the last name Hollander does.

    Or: 5 times Hayden doesn’t get Shane and Ilya’s relationship, +1 time he does.

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