- Hey Pete
- Happy birthday.
- thanks mr. stark!
- I'm not gonna be able to make it to your party. Just an F Y I
- what?
- no
- why
- It's nothing bad. Don't worry.
- ok so
- you do realize those are the most worry-inducing words you could have possibly said. right?
- I'm not dying or anything. Just got into a little accident.
- …
- what does little mean in this situation?
- Just a car crash.
- JUST A CAR CRASH????
- SERIOUSLY?????
- Jeez, kid, relax.
- NO
- I WONT
- IM TELLING MAY
- Woah. Okay. Let's just calm down. You don't need to do that.
- MAY
- MAY
- MAY
- MAY
- MAY
- MAY
- Yes?
- MAY
- OH THERE YOU ARE
- may
- What happened?
- mr stark got into a car crash
- What.
- yeah
- and he had the audacity to say its nothin bad
- yell at him
- Yeah, I will.
- One second.
- Woah. Okay. Let's just calm down. You don't need to do that.
- It really isn't bad. I'm fine.
- Peter?
- Peter please.
- Peter come one. Don't do it.
- I'm okay. Really.
- I just broke my arm. That's it.
- Actually, I don't even think I broke it. It might just be sprained.
- It wasn't even that bad of a crash. Rhodey said my car is still somewhat intact.
- Honestly the pepperony was the worst part of it all. What? No. FRI. Paparazzi. Where the fuck did you get pepperony from? Whatever. Just send it.
- It was just a truck. Well technically it was two truck. But. No, FRI, don't send that. I'm starting to think you're doing this on purpose.
- Come on kid. Don't tell her. She's gonna freak.
- TWO TRUCKS????
- MR STARK WHAT THE FUCK?????
- Oh. There you are. Thank God.
- No. Pete, why is May messaging me?
- i told her
- No! What? Why would you do that?
- you wont listen if i yell at you. so maybe youll listen to your girlfriend
- Oh my God. I'm fine, kid. You're overreacting.
- you just told my you got hit by TWO trucks mr stark
- no offense but that doesnt seem fine to me
- Well I'm gonna be less fine now that your aunt is yelling at me. Thank you very much.
- ur welcome :3
