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Teyvat Academy groupchat
Today 9:05 AM
Venti
Who wants to share their homework answers for Mr. Zhongli’s class with me?
Thoma
The homework that’s due in 20 minutes?
Venti
Correct ٩(｡θᗨθ｡)۶
Kaeya
The 5-page-long homework where you have to write a 10-paragraph essay on the history of Teyvat? That one?
Venti
10 PARAGRAPHS?!
Lumine
You didn’t even look through the packet, did you?
Venti
No, I did. I stopped when it asked me to read about the history of Visions. (ｏ´・ε・｀ｏ)
Candace
So... the start of the first page.
Childe
I would give up if I were you.
Venti
HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!
you better just start guessing, that’s what I’m doing
Lumine
I thought you finished
I finished my essay. I ChatGBPT that shit
Kaeya
you’re gonna get caught
how, non of yall better snitch
Venti
acting like said teacher lil boyfriend is not in this chat ꜀( ˊ̠˂˃ˋ̠ )꜆
Childe
Lil?
he won’t snitch
Childe
for 6750 mora I won’t?
Thoma
Venti, don’t you get extra days?
Lumine
I completely forgot about that, he does doesn’t he?
Venti
( 〃．．), i got this two earlier, so I have to turn it in with yall
Mona
So, you have a week and a half to do this?
two days is not a week in a half
Mona
Venti
I just had the best idea Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
actually try to do the work instead of playing on your phone?
Venti
No, we got Childe here!!
Childe
٩◔̯◔۶we’re do I fit in? Like you said I don’t even go here
Venti
you can give me the answer!! You live with him, he’s and oldie he must keep physical answer sheets
Xingqiu
worse idea I have ever heard ngl.
Childe
I’m not even at home
Childe
I’m actually studying
Venti
I should kick you out 凸(｀0´)凸
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Lyney
A ten page essay is not that bad considering what he has us first year doing
Yoimiya
FR! We’re over here dying 😭😭
Venti
I don’t see what’s worse than a ten page essay ┐ ( -“-) ┌
Lyney
we have to do 20 PAGES, a survey around our neighborhood and a 50 SLIDE project, we have to present.
Nah yall got that.
Venti
he must think that this is the 1950s, because what the fuck
Childe
genuinely do you know that he was born in the 2000s?
Venti
We sure?
Lumine
I refuse to admit that he’s in his 20s. He looks mid 30.
Look at this and you tell me where 20s is?
why do you have a photo of him?
Childe
20s when we are in bed
Kaeya
this is a high school chat…
Childe
my bad son
Venti
do you guys think if I get down on my knees and beg help give me extra time?
no but you can try and I’ll record it so you can look back on it
Venti
Imma faillll 😭😭😭 and get kept back
Amber
You can always do summer school 🤷🏻♂️
Venti
I like my summers for myself
did no one actually do the homework
Thoma
I’m pretty sure Itto did?
Itto never gets his homework right tho
Itto
Itto
I ALWAYS PASS MY CLASSES AND HOMEWORK
Kuki
why are you typing in all caps?
you getting 50s and 60s on your work is not passing
Itto
THZTS ONYK ON MY HOMEWORK 😭😭
Venti
I don’t think grades matter to sports players
Ayato
you still need to pass all your classes to graduate, no matter if you’re a sport player.
omgsh, class president in the flesh.
venti you should ask him about the homework.
Ayato
I will not be helping anyone cheat. You are more than free to come to my tutorial though.
Venti
Childe
did you edit my fucking face?
Lumine
Chide
WHY DO YOU HABE THAT PHOTO. HOWD YOU FIND JT
oooff that spelling
Lumine
instagram 😛
Childe
omgsgj that was posted all the way in 2000s 😭😭
did you stroll through over 5000 post
Rosaria
you be posting everyday huh?
kind crazy that’s like 3 years worth of post
Albedo
Well no, it’s 13 years and 8 months
close enough
Diluc
how did you actually get 3 years tho?
365 years in a day x 3 years is a thousand and some days
I thought this chat was about venti?
let’s get back to him
Venti
no I made peace with that I’m going to fail, let’s go back to you
let’s not
Lumine
do you guys want to see the other photo I have?
Childe
CANN YOU NOT WHAT DIDBI EVEN DO TO UOU
Venti
Childe
OMGFSH GOD STOP IT
Venti
dint worry, I also hav3 on3 of your old boyfriend
Kujou
why are you putting numbers in your sentence?
it’s th3 new trend
Venti
Childe
if I show him this how much you wanna bet he’s gonna fail you
Venti
let’s not
venti send m3 that
Venti
gotcha twin 🫄🏻
Kaeya
what is with that emoji?
Venti
ion know twin
Ororon
the first years are coming out of his class crying
weak
Lumine
weak is crazy didn’t you cry over a dog getting out down?
that’s different
Venti
what do you guys th8nkmis happening
Diluc
a M does not belong in thinking?
Lyney
he wants us to go to hell
imma send him to hell first
do you want to speak to a therapist?
Venti
class starts in like 5 minutes. Shoulf I skip.
Today Jean has muted the chat until 5:00PM
Jean
this chat will be muted until school ends for the day. Please go to class and don’t skip.