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Summary
Hermione makes a teensy, catastrophic coding error that leads her directly to Draco and the inappropriate use of a spreadsheet
“You apparated right out of the stall at the Three Broomsticks, so I was not expecting to hear from you again. Now, I’m curious how you ended up in this little conundrum.”
He grinned like it was the best thing to happen to him all year.
"It's a spreadsheet," she blurted, dissociating to avoid the churn of embarrassment in her gut. "A tracking system with an integrated OwlText system."
Draco blinked rapidly then his mouth curved into a disbelieving grin.
"Granger," he said slowly, coming to the conclusion at the same time the words left his mouth, "---are you telling me you've kept a record of every man you've slept with... so you can send booty calls more efficiently?"
Reductive, but accurate.
"There was a coding error... Malfoy, you were not supposed to receive that message."
"But I did. So, where do I rank?"
Series
- Part 2 of SaaS: Software as (a) Smut