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1. The Marvellous Blah Blah Blah by Hermiola for frenchtoastandsourdough

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Sep 2026

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Anathema Device
   • Minor Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Stand Up Comedians
   • Comedian Crowley
   • Comedian Aziraphale
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Bickering
   • Banter
   • Comedy
   • Humor
   • Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • First Meetings
   • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Past Drug Use
   • Medium Angst
   • Miscommunication
   • Mutual Pining
   • Explicit Language
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Pining While Fucking
   • Rivals with Benefits
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Happy Ending
   • POV Alternating
   • bickerflirting
   • Crowley is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is a Little Shit (Good Omens)
   • Grumpy Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Confident Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bickerfucking
   • Scottish Crowley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Veteran stand-up comedian Anthony J. Crowley is gearing up for Blah Blah Blah, his first UK tour after five years spent in and out of rehab.
   Too bad his return to the scene is threatened by newcomer A.Z. Fell, who is set to perform his debut show, Marvellous, in the same cities and on practically the same dates as Crowley.
   When Crowley’s attempts at getting Fell to change his schedule fail and both tours start, they inevitably keep bumping into each other, eventually realising that there might be a way to turn their rivalry into a mutually beneficial arrangement. A mutually beneficial arrangement with some unexpected side perks.
   As long as pesky feelings and forgotten memories do not get in the way…

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