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lit club
4:02 PM
sayori
hiii everyone!
so ikk u guys said we needed a fifth member
so i went next door right but forgot that my childhood bsf moved away lolz
yuri
sayori, where is this going?
sayori
okok so right im like depressed asf in that house
then i see a super pretty girl right right
and better yet shes on her phone
i ask her what shes doing likes she ‘oh im reading ffn’
im like cool which
natuski
‘ what are you even talking about …? ‘
sayori
THEN SHE TELLS ME SHES READING PEAK
right yumihisu ohmyfuckinggod
i love yumihisu right so im like
monika
sayori, do we have a new member?
[REDACTED}
yes yall do
hi everybody
natsuki
‘ bruh…’
yuri
are you a heterosexual bychance?
[REDACTED]
#watdatmean
sayori
shes as gay as the days as long..
monika
welcome to the club!!!
monika renames [REDACTED] to protagonist
monika
i know we have the culture festival coming up so
converse my penlings
Yuri
about what.
monika
Uhmmmmmm
@sayori will tell you
sayori
ok so! we have to
we
a moment pls
monika
take your time sweetie
protagonist
mommy..sorry..mommy
oh god i cant stop..m
Help
natsuki
‘ what is your problem? ‘
protagonist
Whats yours fine crap
sayori
erm .. please don’t curse 😕
protagonist
sorry #mommy
natsuki
‘ why do you have that stupid ass name @protagonist .?’
protagonist
UHmmhmmmm
oh my god its splling
god
natsuki
‘ what . ’
monika
mmmphf
monika deletes 1 message
monika
!!!!!
natsuki
‘ i fucking saw that .’
monika
Hmm
saw what
yuri
poetry
protagonist
anime yiddies
sayori
what protag said
monika
genuinely though
if we want to study classic literature
you have to be nice in literature club
natsuki
‘ more like cliterature lub .’
sayori
classic literature = clit 🥹
yuri
clit club
protagonist
clit 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹im a Lesbian btw
yuri
im skinny btw
natsuki
‘ still doesn’t make us like you btw . ‘
yuri
why do you do that to every message..
natsuki
‘ what . ‘
sayori
its called a typing quirk..!!!!
i think natsukis is vv cute !!
natsuki
‘ sayori i will not cease to block you .’
protagonist
what about group esex??
natsuki
‘ nobody wants esex with you .’
sayori
group esex in 3 mins before natsuki blocks me!!
monika
i would love that but we need an actual plot!!!
like not just sex jokes ykkk
so can we refocus on the culture festival
yuri
i am very excited
sayori
yes yes
natsuki
‘ cupcakes in the baking process !’
monika
lovely!!!
i cant wait to see them i know your baking is heavenly
sayori
moniii when are we gonna make the pamphlets??
monika
well i have to See
i am so full rn
my scheule
protagonist
lwokirkenuely
sayori
i am ready whenever
literally like i am doing nothing.
natsuki
ok
monika
do you wanna cuddle
sayori
YES YESpleaseyes please
monika
hell no 😂
sayori
i am going to hang myself
monika deletes sayori’s message
monika
noooo don't kys ur so sexy
yuri
[eagle catching baseball image]
monika
no srsly you guys don't do it
those jokes aren't funny and everybody thinks they are
like its been over 5 years
protagonist
larp larp larp
sayori
we should all have cool and full nicknames
yuri
@natsuki are you using our oven to make cupcakes again
natsuki
erm
‘ group sesh in 5 .’
protagonist
can i bring candace
natsuki
‘ can you find something to do?.’
‘ you can't write poetry, and all you read is bullshit . ’
sayori
:( be nice natsukiii
shes trying her hardest!
natsuki
‘ she’s stupid .’
protagonist
stupid? oh my god me
what does stupid even me
👀
yuri
@monika why did we let her in
monika
I DON'T KNOW STOP ASKING ME
oh i have a great idea
nicknames!!
sayori
what.
ooh can i
sayori changes protagonists name to “idk im sorry”
sayori changes yuri’s display name to “mommy big brain”
sayori changes monika’s name to “God”
sayori changes natsuki’s name to “cute tsundare”
cute tsundare
i am going to fucking obliterate you sayori
sayori
whoopsie
sayori changes natsuki’s name to “yuri is my hot wife”
sayori changes sayori’s name to “sigma”
sigma
is this better
yuri is my hot wife
‘ what do YOU think…’
mommy big brain
natsuki do you wanna match
i can be natsuki is my doorwife
yuri is my hot wife
‘ doorwife ?’
mommy big brain
aren't you flat like a door
God deletes mommy big brain message
God
you two are a couple please act like it
yuri apologize
mommy big brain
sorry baby @yuri is my hot wife
yuri is my hot wife
‘.i would hit you but you’re into that right..?’
sigma
shes totally into that
mommy big brain
whatttttt noooo
don't believe her
hittt meee
God
ok everyone!
ive assigned you all tasks!
natsuki - keep being you and doing what ure doing
yuri - paint something
mommy big brain
paint what ?
God
anything !
sayori and protag i need you all to work together
idk im sorry
can we use my irl name pls
yuri is my hot wife
‘ what even is yr real name ? , ‘’
idk im sorry
ydk it??
yuri is my hot wife
‘ why would i gaf.? ‘’
mommy big brain
^^^^
idk im sorry
u too yuri?
ok seriously who does know my name
God
@idk im sorry u genuinely gotta die
God deletes God’s message
idk im sorry
thts not weird to yall ?
God
okay omg we get it yes im a deleter
idk im sorry
???
yuri is my hot wife
‘ ??? ,’
mommy big brain
?
sigma
wha?
God
okay starting from now on
WE WILL FOCUS
no more whatever you are all doing
sigma
ok #mommy
God
no
idk im sorry
#fairs
God muted ‘idk im sorry’ for 10 MINUTES
sayori opens a message with MonsterClit
sayori
ru liking the club so far !
you definitely lightened them up !!
MonsterClit
i think its fun…
why’d you invite me though ?
sayori
well i was reading your poetry
MonsterClit
🤤🤤 really
did u like it
sayori
i loved it!! i think you should share it with them
MonsterClit
natsuki isnt gonna like
tear me to pieces?
sayori
why would She do that ?
MonsterClit
why wouldnt She??
sayori
shes normal shes just
a little grumpy rn
MonsterClit
you were grumpy earlier when i tripped over you
and the only thing you said was
“oh my god i love catgirls too”
and i was like ‘huhhhhehhhh?’
because i . i don't know
sayori
ok well
all of us are different!!! but i promise you you’ll warm up to her!
shes fun she really is
MonsterClit
ok how about yuri though
i wanna uh
warm Up if u get my drift
to her
sayori
ok do you want natsuki to actually kill u
and plus Yuri is like abosutely obesses with natsuki
MonsterClit
? why
i mean i get it
im not like lesbophobic
sayori
well i honestly don't know
i think it has something to do with
nah nevermind
MonsterClit
NONONO TELL ME
PLS
sayori
no im loyal
‘even if you are like a very pretty girl
MonsterClit
fine ill just ask
sayori
WHAT
NO
MC NO
MonsterClit opens a message with Natsuki
MonsterClit
is this natsuki
Natsuki
‘..who else could it fucking be, ‘
MonsterClit
im sorry
ok i have a uesiton
Natsuki
‘..? y would i answer?
also wtf is ur username
MonsterClit
uhm What the flip is your typing quirk
Natsuki
kys
MonsterClit
youre not allowed to make those kind of jokes
now what if i actually did it
Natsuki
‘ id bake the cupcakes for ur funeral,’
MonsterClit
you are an evil evil woman
Natsuki
‘ no im not !
i thought we were joking around, ‘
MonsterClit
we are :D
Monika opens a message with MonsterClit
Monika
as appalled as i am by that
username of yours…
we need to speak
MonsterClit opens her messages with Natsuki
MonsterClit
help me
Natsuki
??
MonsterClit
monika said we need to talk
is she breaking up with me?
𑣲
?????
MonsterClit
fine ykw ur no help like at all
𑣲
….
MonsterClit opens her messages with Monika
MonsterClit
i am ready for anything monika
Monika
relax
i just wanted to ask you something
about sayori
MonsterClit
k what about her
Monika
do you like her?
like in the romantical sense
MonsterClit
uhm.
uno reverse, do YOU like her?????
Monika
yes
MonsterClit
no youre supposed to uno reverse back
cs we are joking
right
monika
Monika
i wasn’t joking.
i really do like her.
but im scared.
Monika deletes a message
Monika
its nothing..
MonsterClit
what ru scared of ?
she seemed really excited to work with you !
Monika
goddamit you saw it
okay well i just
i know shes a little
but like
we
ugh. ur useless.
MonsterClit
HELP YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING
YOURE
BROTHER
bruh
Monika
shes so sweet and im
idk
MonsterClit
well listen ive only been here for like
8 minutes
but youre sweet too ! you priotize the important things and just like
sayoir u want us to get along and stuff
idk
Monika
she does it more out of kindness
MonsterClit
ru not kind ?
OH OH I GET IT
Monika
you do?
MonsterClit
yeah
basically ur nice to everyone else bc you want to have sex w them
but ur nice to sayori bc ur in love with her (anmd also want to #cuddle)
am i right
Monika
okay this is goodbye.
MonsterClit
aw man
Yuri opens a message with MonsterClit
Yuri
uhm
i would like to speak with you
MonsterClit
is this your confession
Yuri
my confession?
MonsterClit
yes
Yuri
no.
i am imn a loving and committed relationship
MonsterClit
so you don't want that monika cookie
Yuri
i don't.
MonsterClit
okay
Yuri
but i really do need to speak with you
MonsterClit
whats up
Yuri
sayori told me about your poetry
i may not know a thing about catgirls…
MonsterClit
YOU DINT KNOW WHAT A CATGIRL IS
nono ur lying
Yuri
i’m not into that.
MonsterClit
natsuki would be like. the perfect catgirl
you should ask her to dress up.
Yuri
what is a catgirl.
MonsterClit
SEARCH IT UP
Yuri
fine.
MonsterClit
NOW HURRY
IM WAITING YURI
YURI
HI
Yuri
???
oh i see
hm
MonsterClit
so what do you think?
Yuri
natsuki would actually be the perfect catgirl.
although.
wait.
MonsterClit
huuhs
Yuri opens a message with Natsuki
Yuri
nat
baby
beautiful
gorgeous
cutie pie
Natsuki
‘ , what?...im not cute or anything! ‘
Yuri
uhuhh sure.
i have a question for you
Natsuki
?? ok say it
Yuri
do you know what a catgirl is?
Natsuki
‘ , yea. ive seen lots of them.’
Yuri
what do you think about them.
Natsuki
wdym?
Yuri
what’s your overall opinion on catgirls?
Natsuki
‘..their cutie and all. why?’
Yuri
what would you do if i dressed up as a catgirl?
Natsuki
uhhhmm
Natsuki opens a message with Sayori
Natsuki
SAYORI
SAYORI
ANSWER
Sayori
huh
ARE U OKAYY ??
Natsuki
yuri said shed dress up like a catgirl for me
she said that
she
omg
fuck my typing quirk this is serious
Sayori
wait, like an actial catgirl?
ehh seriously???
Natsuki
YES
omg i cant breathe
i cant wait
ive been dreaming about this sayori
Sayori
AWW
IM EXCITED FOR YOU
I LOVE CATGIRLS
wait how does she even know what a catgirl is?
Natsuki
oh shit i have to reply
okay wait
Natsuki opens up a message with Yuri
Natsuki
‘...if you dressed up as a catgirl id marry you on the spot , ‘
Yuri
didnt you say that the one time i wore a tight shirt?
Natsuki
YES BC YOUR BOOBS ARE MAGICAL YURI
A message was deleted
Natsuki
‘, okay i didn’t fucking do that..’
Yuri
i will ignore that.
but thank you 🙂
Natsuki
‘,...are you actually gonna dress up as one ,?
Yuri
of course i will. i would not go back on my word.
Natsuki
omg i literally
youre so
uhm how do you know about catgirls?
Yuri
well, ‘MonsterClit’ informed me of what they were.
Natsuki
oh.
okay i still love you so much
so so much thank you
Yuri
she also said that you’d look good as a catgirl.
Natsuki
‘..i’m not…opposed? i guess, if you’d want me to'
Yuri
YES
i mean yes, please.
Natsuki opens a message with Sayori
Natsuki
‘...sigh i have the most perfect girlfriend ever…’
Sayori
huuhs
oh
AWW
i wish i had a girlfriend :(
Natsuki
‘ so confess to monika already !!! ‘
Sayori
i don't know if she likes me :(
Natsuki
‘ you useless lesbian
she does i promise ‘ .
MonsterClit opens a message with Yuri
MonsterClit
did you know that for everytime i get left on read an angel dies
Yuri
the only angel i know is Natsuki and she isn’t dead yet so what are you talking about?
MonsterClit
damn rizz
ok but didnt you want to speak to me
howd the catgirl thing go
Yuri
it went fine.
and yes i did have to speak to you.
MonsterClit
okay
go on mommy
Yuri
well, so like i was saying.
i am quite invested in poetry. i read a lot of it.
i would really like for you to show me yours.
MonsterClit
hell nah
Yuri
and why is that?
MonsterClit
because like
im
youre
theres a power balance
Yuri
between what?
MonsterClit
well you’re easily a double D and im like
a b cup
Yuri
what?
MonsterClit
and youre like tall…and….uh
Yuri
can you not be a freak?
MonsterClit
no i think its Imbedded in me to be this way
i was born this way
Yuri
fine. don’t show it to me.
but don’t expect the club to go easy if you aren’t going to participate.
MonsterClit
man my life already isnt easy i need myself a catgirll
Yuri
really.
i could arrange that for you.
MonsterClit
you
what bro
Yuri
you want a catgirl? fine.
show me your poetry.
MonsterClit
brother i introduced you to them’
you cant catgirlmog me. thats like. Illegal
thats lesbophobic
Yuri
i am a lesbian.
MonsterClit
im right tho.
Yuri
i know one personally.
MonsterClit
youre a bad liar
Yuri
i swear i do.
i know a catgirl and a puppygirl..
MonsterClit
wha
tell me more tho
Yuri
i can get you into contact with them.
a relationship even.
if ur into that…?
MonsterClit
YES
okay yes okay
fine
choose a theme: one with like a riddle or one about mars
Yuri
uhm
the mars one.
MonsterClit
okay.
the Red planet
i am mars
content and unaccompanied in my own orbit
a blade of metal came to visit me once
its goal to make incisions and marks
polluting my oceans and bruising my conscience
they perceive and judge me with their eyes
their mouths blurt stains i strain to hear
prying me like they’ve never pried before
so i cover myself to avoid trouble
secretly wishing for another visit
one night i see my incisions evolve into craters
curiouser and curiouser wondering how fragile they’ll be
i try to be the blade and i peel and i pick
staining my digits and staining my mind
overwhelming my conscience with unwanted pride
some time again i am greeted with a visit
unable to utter or disagree i watch as it poisons me
earning more slits until its passion is hindered
when it finishes my numb disperses and passes
it takes all my might to hide this time
the days blend together; i am not so lucky
one day my world comes crashing down on me
the visits come faster and last for a while
to think is to drool and my body is drenched
i forbid myself from looking in the mirror
i don't await these visits; these visits await me
i am covered in craters; i make them bleed
i am my own weapon; am my own blade
i am my skin; unfamiliar and in pain
i am mars
Yuri
i like it.
i really like it. seems like you have talent.
i like the symbolism. it’s..soothing in a way.
MonsterClit
IDCCC i want a catgirl / puppygirl
oh but thank you <3
Yuri
alright.
Yuri opens up a chat with Monika
Yuri
haven’t you made me suffer enough?
Monika
what? no.
Yuri
every single day..
Monika
what did i do?
Yuri
you lesbian bastard.
Monika
okay this isnt funny yuri ur being rlly rude.
and unfunny.
Yuri
you pathetic lesbian.
Monika
what?
im not pathetic at all.
my feelings for sayori are as pure and real as the sun
you fuck.
Yuri
so go on and tell her.
or is there an obstacle in your way.
Monika
i
go to hell
Yuri
this is hell already.
confess to Sayori or else.
Monika
or else what?
what if i confess to her and she like
kills herself the day after idk
Yuri
that is too dramatic, Monika.
she won’t do any of that. i can assure you.
Monika
focus on your own girlfriend.
did the new girl put you up to this?
Yuri
the new girl knows as well?
so everyone knows except Sayori?
hm, seems like the new girl might actually tell sayori.
Monika
oh she better fucking not.
don't do it, i will.
Monika opens a message with Natsuki
Monika
hey sayori, i have a crush on you
Natsuki
????????huh
Monika
shit
Monika deletes one message
Monika
sorryy that was meant for sayori
Natsuki
‘ what was ? ‘
Monika
my message..?
Natsuki
‘ what message? where u said shit ? ‘
Monika
no? the
did u really not see it? you replied!
you said ???
Natsuki
‘ whatever. ‘
Monika
okay then.
Monika opens up a message with Sayori
Monika
sayori?
Sayori
oh! hi monika!
hru?
Monika
im great, honestly. how are you?
Sayori
well, same old same old.
honestly being in the literature club is like it’s own form of self-care.
Monika
im glad youre feeling better with us.
a hobby can really help your symptoms of depression.
Sayori
poetry really helps. I love it a lot.
is it helping you ???
Monika
i suppose. i still get those moments where.
its like im the only one whos really real. or i can feel my own glood and my bones.
worms in my skin.
but its all good now!
Sayori
well if you feel like that i’d like for you to talk about it!!
you’re helpful when i have my depressive episodes, i wanna be the same to you.
i want you to be happy.
Monika
i am happy sayori. and you’re a huge cause of that.
you’ve honestly helped more than you think you have. don’t undermine yourself.
Sayori
you’re sweet moni.
thank you. for everything.
Monika
and hey, despite how great of a friend you are,.
you mean way more to me than that.
you and i started this club from the ground up and you
sorry
Sayori
wdym
Monika
its just youre really special to me. and i’d be coward if ignored those underlying feelings of
i want to date you and do romantic pda with you because you make me happy.
but i’d be a bitch to spring it onto you.
Sayori
so you’ve been hiding it? these feelings?
Monika
yes no maybe.
you just, you feel so real. the feelings i have for you feel so real.
Sayori
for me?
are you serious?
did the new girl put you up to this?
or Natsuki.
Monika
no i promise you, this is coming from me.
this is how i really feel sayori.
sayori
oh
Monika
and no matter how you feel about me, i’ll be there for you.
i’ll understand.
i like you for you and that means every part of you.
sayori
well uh do you like catgirls then
Monika
huh
sayori
im kind of a . catgirl.
Monika
thats great. i have a secret love for catgirls.
sayori
so you want to start dating?
ive never really had a girlfriend before
Monika
me neither
we’ll figure it out, if you’d like.
or if you need time to think about it.
sayori
no i don't need any time.
i want you monika, really bad.
like ive always wanted to date you.
Monika
oh okay then!
sayori
so…girlfriends?
Monika
girlfriends!
oh btw, i’m a puppygirl so.
sayori
OH I LOVE PUPPYGIRLS
monika
well iii like catgirls…
Monika opens a conversation with Yuri
Monika
i confessed
me and sayori are dating !
Yuri
see i told you.
now, plan #2.
Monika:
what are you talking about.
Sayori opens a conversation with Natsuki
Sayori
MONIKA CONFESSED
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW
OMG
Natsuki
OMG SAYORI
‘ im so very happy for you both !! ‘
Sayori
ME TOO
lit club
4:32 PM
idk im sorry
yuri you promised me a catgirl and puppygirl
pay up
sigma
guys! me and monika are dating!!
idk im sorry
aww! im happy for you both!
NOW YURI
mommy big brain
wait a second
yuri is my hot wife
‘ my wonderful girlfriend helped with the confession btw. , ‘
God
she did!
she gave me the courage
Monika opens a message with MonsterClit
Monika
so would you like to be me and sayoris third?
MonsterClit
???????