Work Text:
papa
EMERGENCY
what is it
are you hurt?
there are people at the library im scared :(
pls pick me up
i’ll be there soon give me a moment :)
papa
you made it to noah’s alright?
yup
you can pick me at around like
noonish
dad
papa is taking me back home
but there's a bit of traffic
we’ll be back in like
two hours
ok
noah
i miss u alreadyyy :(
same
long distance sucks ass
I mean the distance isn’t that bad
just like
an hour
feels like u live in another continent tho
noah
would you eat ham everyday if you got one million pounds for every month you lived
what kind of question is that
hold up
are you trying to tiktok prank me
whattttt
i would never
whats ur answer tho
yea ofc even tho i hate ham
WAIT
YOU WERE PRANKING ME
I ASKED UR DAD
that traitor
dad
you ratted me out to noah :(
you’re turning into your father i needed to save him
:(((((
noah
Kumusta, ang pangalan ko ay Liam. (Hello, my name is Liam.)
did i get it?
yes!
YESSSS
noah
UGHHH I MISS U :(((
noahhh
talk to me
n o a h
wut is it
YAYYY UR ALIVE
I love u :)
aw i love you too
papa
can I be in the video today
sure!
dad
hello internet
jesus christ
LOL
noah
Ano ang paborito mong pagkain? (What’s your favorite food?)
uhh
wait what’s the third word?
favorite
o ok
hmm
Gusto ko ng patatas. (I like potatoes)
Nice!
My mom approves
YESSS
bella
CODE RED
feeling like im about to faint in pe
FUCKKKK
wont let
me leave
im coming hold on
dont they know about your pots??
do know dont careee :ppp
cause physical health is important n shit
im getting lightheaded FUCKKK
noah
are you okay
bella told me you fainted :(
pls respond as soon as you can im worried about u
im good
in the bathroom
school nurse wouldnt let me have my phone
shell be suspicious if i stay in here for too long
lets call after school
noah
do you want to come on the podcast and give the people what they want
sure lol
ok yay
dad
noah said yes to the podcast
:DDD
ok cool
can you guys work out the scheduling
and shit
your papa and i are busy today
yea
ok cool
be home around six thirty for dinner