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    Summary

    Starscream remembers the guillotine.

    He remembers marrying General Ultra Magnus, being ignored by his Conjunx, despised by the servants, resented by Magnus's grown son and heir, Smokescreen—and wasting his miserable marriage on jewels, extravagance, and countless lovers. Worst of all, he remembers how one lover used his shannix to finance a revolution against Cybertron's royal family, leaving Starscream branded a traitor and executed.

    Then Starscream opens his optics.

    It is the morning of his Conjunx Endurae ceremony.

    Given an impossible second chance, Starscream wants only one thing: to keep his head attached to his neck.

    No lovers. No expensive jewelry. No fighting with servants. No interfering with Smokescreen. No demanding affection from Ultra Magnus. He will become the perfect invisible spouse, quietly occupying some forgotten corner of the estate until old age claims him naturally.

    Unfortunately, the moment Starscream stops demanding everyone's attention…

    everyone starts paying attention to him.

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