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1. You're Suffocating by Thissouptasteslikesoup

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Luca Haas/Original Male Character(s)
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Luca Haas
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Holmberg (Game Changers)
   • Young (Game Changers)
   • LaPointe (Game Changers)
   • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Texting Fic
   • Idiots in Love
   • Gratuitous talk of face sitting
   • Face-Sitting
   • sex injuries
   • Minor Injuries
   • Texting
   • Himbo Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Nosey Ilya Rozanov
   • making that a tag
   • Shane Hollander is So Done
   • Ottawa Centaurs Player Shane Hollander
   • Ottawa Centaurs Player Ilya Rozanov
   • Ottawa Centaurs (Game Changers)
   • Rookies being idiots even though they technically wouldn't be rookies anymore
   • Eternal Rookies
   • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Sexual Humor
   • This series is me picking a sex thing and making jokes about it for 1.5 k words

   Summary

   Ice Berg: I'm crying 
   Ice Berg: You really went and got yourself a munch 
   Ice Berg: I'm so happy for you 
   Ice Berg: You deserve this 

   Bergy I sprained his fucking neck.

   Ice Berg: From a box muncher, 
   Ice Berg: I promise you it's the way he would want to go out 
   Ice Berg: Warrior's death 

   **

   Luca sprains his boyfriend's neck on Christmas.

   Series

   • Part 3 of HR Texting Fics
   • Part 2 of Dorian and Luca sitting in a tree

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,889

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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