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  1. Babies don't fly! (and whatnot) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)  

    24 Aug 2026

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    It was supposed to be easy. It was babysitting. There is nothing simpler than that. You give a kid a toy and push them in front of the TV, and they can distract themselves. All you had to do was keep your eye on them and give them food when they asked for it. Easy. Simple. A piece of cake, really.

    But with a baby who is half alien, they should have known the job wasn't all it was cut out to be. It was a piece of cake, and then some.

    Or-
    The boys are in charge of watching Baby Jon. Things get a little out of hand.

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