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1. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June by lilacdarsh

   Fandoms: South Park, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   30 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Gerald Broflovski
   • Sheila Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Randy Marsh
   • Sharon Marsh
   • Eric Cartman
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Craig Tucker
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Jimmy Valmer
   • Heidi Turner
   • Aged-up South Park Characters
   • High School
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • POV Kyle Broflovski
   • Kyle Broflovski is in Love with Stan Marsh
   • Past Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Eating Disorders
   • Heathers: The Musical References
   • The Children of South Park Are Teenagers
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Background Relationships
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm

   Summary

   South Park high is having their usual fall musical. Typical, no one really goes to them considering the kids in it are unknown to others.

   But this year, something is different.

   The school had recently fired the usual musical director, due to "an anonymous student" reporting "concerning behavior."

   Whatever. It didn't matter to Kyle. It's his senior year at South Park Highschool. Why should it matter? He for sure wasn't doing no fucking musical. Why waste his time on something he wouldn't enjoy.

   That was until Eric Cartman approached him.

   Next thing he knew, he was the lead.

   And his best friend was the love interest.

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   tags will be updated often!
   i may just keep it as kyle's POV, but that may change! so I will add POV references when needed, just in case, as well as dates.
   inspired by my oomf @dum.meh on tik tok!! hehehehehe they make amazing art. go check elektra out!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,680

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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