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1. mr hurricane & diner guy by enbymegumi for sonofcabbage, c0wcup

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Holly March
   • Original Characters
   • First Dates
   • Action & Romance
   • Diners
   • Gun Violence
   • Making Out
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Screenplay/Script Format
   • Swearing
   • Dating
   • Getting Together
   • heyyy you're that diner guy
   • brief mentions of hitler thanks to holland march
   • good old fashioned lover boy jackson healy
   • Jackson Healy is Down Bad for Holland March
   • Pathetic Holland March
   • Protective Jackson Healy
   • Holly March Ships Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Post-Canon
   • author enjoys spreading gay misinformation
   • author is leaving ryan gosling's house with the nice guys 2 script up their ass
   • Bees
   • Vigilantism
   • Arson

   Summary

   Six months after the events of The Nice Guys, life's going pretty smoothly for both Holland March and Jackson Healy. Going to work, solving cases, pissing a lot of people off, but hey, no one got hurt.

   Until one night, Healy drives March home. The sweet, undeniable tension between them finally pops.

   "I said I'm serious 'bout takin' you to dinner." Healy says. "You got anywhere you wanna go?"

   March exhales. He takes a step back. Looks around, then back at Healy. He smiles.

   "Heyyy, aren't you that diner guy?"

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   A 29-page screenplay adaptation of Holland March and Jackson Healy's first date.

   Word count: 4637 (uploaded script pages in image form)

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   English

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