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💘 Wishful Cupids Coheartgroup chat
Sion tossed Riku, Jaehee, Saku, Yushi, and Ryo in the groupchat
Sion
Welcome,
Saku
Ehhh
Sion
I accidentally clicked send before writing the full message
Riku
Sion??? ༼⁰o⁰；༽꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ
Sion
Hi, Riku 💖
Riku
Hello!!!
Saku
Oh no don't tell me ur our leader or something
Sion
EH
Sion
WHY NOT
Saku
🙄
Jaehee
My phone's on fire what's all that about ;;
Saku
We barely sent any message tho
Sion
WELCOME TO THE WISHFUL CUPIDS CLUB 💝💖💘💞💕✨🌟💫☄️
Jaehee
...
Jaehee
The what
Jaehee
I was asleep, is it really important?
Sion
Cupids don't need sleep!!!
Jaehee
But I'm not a cupid yet- oh.
Jaehee
OH.
Jaehee
I've been scouted??!
Sion
😊
Jaehee
OH MY GOD. FINALLY.
Jaehee
YAYYYYYYY
Jaehee
😭😭😭😭
Jaehee
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jaehee
OMG 😭😭😭😭
Sion
Well I'm glad he didn't overreact
Riku
LMFAO
Jaehee
Riku?
Riku
Hi there
Riku
Do I know you
Jaehee
Wow okay
Riku
I MEAN
Riku
Who are you
Jaehee
We had a study session together once...
Riku
U know how many of those I have
Jaehee
Buuuuut
Jaehee
:((((
Riku
Sorry idk u
Jaehee
😭😭😭😭
Saku
Wow Jaehee
Jaehee
Omg Saku!!!
Saku
... Yeah... Hi... I guess
Jaehee
You seem soooo happy to see me :((
Saku
Great.
who else is there? No bad surprises I hope (Sion already is enough)
Sion
HEY.
Saku
Otherwise I'm leaving the group
Sion
You can't leave
Sion
You don't have the perms to 💜
Saku
Gimme them perms
Sion
No 💜
Saku
Istg...
Ryo
Hi everyone! 💛
Saku
RYO-CHAN??
Ryo
Eh?
Ryo
EHHHHH?
Ryo
Omg, Saku-chan, hi! 0////0
Saku
Okay I'll stay
Ryo
Yippie ᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ
Saku
I can't believe we're in the same group! Really can't wait to work with you 🩷
Ryo
Ditto!!! It's gonna be so much fun 💛
Saku
Yes 🩷
Ryo
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ💛💛💛
Sion
🧍
Sion
Well at least he's staying
Riku
They're so cute 🥺
Sion
Okay
Sion
Lets be serious for a second
Saku
I actually can't believe you're a leader...
Sion
FOCUS.
Riku
Me neither but we've seen it all
Sion
I'm gonna start kicking people out
Saku
Me
Saku
MEEEE
Saku
ME FIRST.
Saku
(kick Ryo out with me tho pls)
Sion
SIGH
Sion
Okay one Sion
Sion
Two Riku
Sion
Three Jaehee
Jaehee
?
Sion
I'm just counting
Jaehee
Oh
Jaehee
Can I be 5 tho I don't like 3 a lot...
Sion
... Okay
Jaehee
Thank you
Sion
So Jaehee 5
Riku 2
Me 1
Saku
Ryo 3
Saku
Why don't I have a number
Sion
So we're five people there's someone missing
Sion
A Yushi is missing
Riku
YUSHI IS WITH US????
Jaehee
Oh no...
Riku
Rip
Sion
It's okay everyone WE GOT THIS!!!
Riku
Genuinely tho... No offence but...
Riku
How did Sion and Yushi get scouted...
Jaehee
Right...
Sion
FULL OFFENSE TAKEN
Sion
WDYM
Jaehee
He means u got bad aim
Ryo
I saw Sion-hyung shooting once
Ryo
I felt like he was shooting my eyes instead from how bad it was
Riku
LMFAOOOOOO
Sion
I GOT BETTER THO
Saku
Right we'll see about that
Yushi
helo
Yushi
hey that is rude
Saku
Sion-hyung is like second to last in Love Shooting Board
Riku
And Yushi last 😭
Jaehee
We're so doomed
Sion
Guys we got this trust
Jaehee
😭😭😭
Sion
We're gonna be the best coheart ever
Sion
LETS GO WISHFUL COHEART!!!!
Saku
Thats so cringe bye
Ryo
Such a cringe name...
Riku
Such a lovely name aww
Jaehee
Wishful...
Ryo
Is it wishful cuz u wish you were better at Love Shooting
Sion
BRAT.
Saku
It's wishful cuz I wish Sion wasn't our leader
Jaehee
It's wishful coz I wish to be in a better coheart
Jaehee
I take it back I don't wanna be scouted anymore
Sion
I don't need a Cupid Gun atp I NEED A REAL ONE TO SHOOT ALL OF YOU.
Sion
We're better than y'all think
Sion
Right Yushi?
Yushi
hm?
Yushi
no im really bad at aiming tho
Riku
HAHAHAHA
Sion
😭😭😭
Sion
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT YUSHI
Yushi
but its true...
Yushi
dont give me any gun please...
Jaehee
The chances our coheart will be assigned any mission with Sion and Yushi in the group is of 8%
Riku
At least it's above 5
Sion
Source: trust me bro
Saku
I say it's 1%
Jaehee
Who's the best at Love Shooting here?
Ryo
Me.
Saku
Me
Ryo
It's me
Saku
Nah
Riku
I heard Ryo is crazy good :O
Ryo
I am hehe
Sion
Irrelevant.
Ryo
They need to stop relying on drawing lots for coheart members assignment tho... Look where it got me...
Sion
I swear I got better-
Ryo
YOU BETTER HAVE.
Ryo
Otherwise I'm leaving fr
Sion
Really? :((
Ryo
... No... I can't... I like it here...
Sion
Aww
Ryo
There's saku and riku-hyung
Sion
Ah
Ryo
Even tho Sion's the leader and stuff
Sion
HEY.
Sion
WTH
Sion
THE RUMORS ABOUT U BEING A BRAT ARE TRUE THEN
Ryo
They were never rumors actually
Sion
Also no, it's called the Wishful Cupids Coheart because
Sion
We're wishing for love 💘💖🏹
Riku
This is so creative
Ryo
...
Saku
I liked it better when I didn't know the meaning
Jaehee
Oh come on it's not so bad
Jaehee
I heard cupids look like shooting stars when they get deployed!
Riku
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET DEPLOYED
Ryo
Me too I'm soooo excited! ><
Saku
Finally seeing humans irl omg
Yushi
if we get a mission first
Sion
AND WE WILL.
Sion
we have a Maisonette btw
Riku
Oooooo what type
Sion
A maisonette
Jaehee
We have A HOUSE????
Yushi
yippe
Saku
What's a maisonette
Ryo
A smol maison
Ryo
It's French
Saku
Like croissant? :0
Saku
Does that make croissanette a smol croissant? :0
Ryo
omg wait ur right
Saku
Tho idk why anyone would buy a smol croissant
Ryo renamed Saku to Saku 🥐
Saku 🥐
Awww
Saku 🥐
That's so cute
Sion
What the
Sion
WHY DOES RYO HAVE PERMS
Ryo
?
Sion
Lemme fix that
Ryo
NO
Ryo
PLS
Ryo
LET ME HAVE THE PERMS
Ryo
JUSEYO JEBAL
Sion
No one should have the perms but me
Ryo
ABUSE OF POWER.
Sion
What noooo
Ryo
ABSOLUTE MONARCHY
Sion
listen
Ryo
LET'S OVERTHROW THE LEADER.
Saku 🥐
YEAH.
Yushi
let's gooo
Sion
YUSHI
Yushi
hi
Riku
How many rooms in the maisonette?
Riku
I call the single one
Sion
We don't have those
Riku
Oh...
Yushi
are we poor
Sion
WE AREN'T POOR.
Yushi
then why dont we get single rooms
Sion
Cuz we're Cupids
Saku 🥐
Then I don't wanna be a cupid anymore atp
Sion
It's all about pairs and BONDING 💞
Ryo
We can still bond outside our rooms though
Sion
Yes but we were assigned a maisonette with 3 rooms so
Sion
We'll have 2 cupids in each
Saku 🥐
I call the one with Ryo
Ryo
I call the one with Saku
Jaehee
Damn they're fast
Yushi
i call the one without Sion in it
Sion
Wait what
Sion
WHY
Riku
Sion-hyung wanna room? ^-^
Sion
YES.
Sion
Omg
Sion
OMG YES I'D LOVE TO
Riku
Yay
Jaehee
Well... That leaves me with Yushi then
Yushi
...
Jaehee
What? Is there a problem, Hyung?
Saku 🥐
He don't like u lmfao
Yushi
no... thats not it...
Yushi
i wanted to room with riku-chan...
Riku
OH.
Riku
Um... Well...
Riku
Sion?
Sion
I'm rooming with Riku idc idc idcccccccc
Ryo
Oh he's salty
Yushi
okay then...
Jaehee
We'll get along Yushi-kun, don't worry ^^
Yushi
u said the coheart is dommed coz of me tho
Saku 🥐
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Ryo
Damn
Jaehee
I'm sorry
Jaehee
Okay, I'm really sorry, I don't seriously think that, okay?
Yushi
... yeah sure...
Sion
Okay everyone I want y'all here in 10 minutes
Saku 🥐
Here where
Sion
💘 Our Wishful Maisonette ⭐
Ryo
I wish Cupids could die sometimes
Riku
Where's that Sion-hyung?
Sion
Cloud 127!
Ryo
MY FAV NUMBER WHAT
Jaehee
That's an oddly specific fav number to have
Saku 🥐
Ryo's an NCT 127 fan
Riku
What's that?
Ryo
A human kpop band!!!! I can't wait to be deployed and go to their concert!!!!
Saku 🥐
Is that allowed?
Sion
no
Sion
But it's okay we'll smuggle you in Ryo
Ryo
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Sion
Okay y'all have 8 minutes left~
Riku
Yessir!
Saku 🥐
I can see the Maisonette from afar I think wait
Sion
DON'T USE UR PHONE WHILE FLYING WTH
Saku 🥐
Dw I got this I'm a master at flying
Ryo
He really is
Ryo
Like I'm the best at Love Shooting but Saku's the best at flying~
Jaehee
So we're not totally doomed
Yushi
we'd be doomed otherwise right
Jaehee
Stop 😭
Yushi
cuz of me
Jaehee
NOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Yushi
sure
Sion
I can see a pink thing floating in the air
Saku 🥐
Yeah that's me
Sion
Oh I thought it was a paper bag
Saku 🥐
Did u just call me trash
Sion
nooooo why would u think thaaaatttt
Saku 🥐
Why are u waving ur hands like a flag
Sion
SO THAT YOU SEE ME
Saku 🥐
I can very clearly see the huge embarrassing 💘WISHFUL CUPIDS⭐ on the roof thank you
Jaehee
Oh god
Riku
Does it look pretty? I can't wait to see it 🎀
Saku 🥐
Anyways I'm there
Saku 🥐
Where's Ryo
Ryo
im almzrt tjetr
Sion
What?
Saku 🥐
He can't type and fly at the same time
Sion
No one can
Sion
Well. Except you apparently
Saku 🥐
Master Flyer here
Sion
Okay Mr. Master Flyer don't land on my
Sion
ON MY TULIPS
Sion
MY TULIPS
Saku 🥐
Sorry
Sion
Everyone watch out for my tulips
Riku
Don't worry 👍