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Denji Katsuragi was nobody, and he knew it, and most days he was fine with that. He restocked cannonballs. He greased cart wheels. He had served eleven years in the Marines without once being mentioned in a report, and he had made a kind of peace with the idea that the universe simply did not reach down and touch men like him.
That peace lasted until roughly one o'clock in the afternoon, standing at his ammunition cart in Platform Sector 7, restocking cannonballs for a war he was not important enough to fight in.
He had a good view, at least. That was the one perk of Sector 7, close enough to the execution platform to see everything, far enough back that nobody expected him to do more than watch. From where he stood, he could see the full shape of it: Whitebeard's fleet a dark wall on the horizon, the plaza packed twelve or thirteen ranks deep with Marines in every direction, the three Admirals seated above it all with the bored, terrible patience of men who considered themselves gods. Sengoku stood on the platform itself, robes snapping in the wind, his face locked into an expression of permanent, foundational displeasure. Garp stood near him, watching the whole thing with the look of a man observing a car accident happen to his own furniture.
And in the center of it, chained, sat Portgas D. Ace, who was not crying and was not pleading, who simply sat there with the look of a man who had already made his peace with dying, which, Denji would think much later, lying awake and unable to sleep, was somehow the most unsettling detail of the entire day, because it meant that whatever was about to happen, Ace hadn't expected it either.
They had briefed for everything. Pirate reinforcements. A full Whitebeard assault. Possible Revolutionary Army involvement, possible sea king incursions, possible weather sabotage, there had even been a packet, Denji was not exaggerating, titled Contingency: Giant Isopod.
Nobody had briefed for this.
The first sign came as sound, a voice cutting through the crowd noise like a knife through wet paper, female, loud enough to carry from somewhere in the lower-ranked infantry sections, close enough to Denji's own position that he heard every word with unwelcome clarity.
"ACE!" the voice screamed. "ACE, WAIT!"
Sengoku's head snapped up. A hundred officers reached for weapons on pure reflex. And then the crowd did the single most human thing a hundred thousand disciplined soldiers could do: they turned to look, because everyone loves a scene, and this was clearly about to be one.
The crowd parted on instinct rather than order, the way a crowd parts for a runaway cart, because the woman shoving through the ranks was pregnant in a way that suggested twins, or triplets, or some kind of active geological event. She had one hand pressed to the small of her back as if it had personally betrayed her, and the other pointed, finger extended, dead at the execution platform. She was waddling. At speed. Which should not have been physically possible, and yet clearly was.
"PORTGAS D. ACE!" she bellowed, her voice cracking with theatrical anguish. "I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU BEFORE YOU DIE AND I NEED YOU TO HEAR IT!"
On the platform, Ace turned the color of month-old paper.
Denji would think about that face for the rest of his life, not the face of a man facing execution, but the face of a man who had just heard a very specific, very dreaded noise coming from inside his own house.
"...Who," Ace said, in a small voice that did not match a man who had fought two Warlords, "is that."
"I'M PREGNANT!" the woman screamed, close enough to the front lines now that two ensigns actually stepped backward, out of the deep, bone-level terror that comes from confronting an angry pregnant stranger. "I'M PREGNANT AND ACE, YOU'RE THE FATHER!"
The sound that rolled through the crowd was not a gasp. A gasp implied unity. What happened instead was a hundred thousand private, deeply personal reactions firing off within the same three seconds, producing a noise like a badly tuned orchestra falling down a flight of stairs.
Denji watched the three schools of thought form in real time, the way ice crystallizes, and would later consider it the most fascinating piece of sociology he had ever witnessed.
The first group formed loudest and fastest, mostly among the older Marines, the ones with wives, the ones who'd clearly had a specific instinct beaten into them since childhood. Their reasoning, as far as Denji could tell, ran roughly: there is a pregnant woman near the front line, and striking her is inconceivable, therefore nothing that happens near her should be met with force, therefore everyone should take several steps back and possibly sit down.
Chief Petty Officer Berg, a man built like a shipping container who Denji had personally watched headbutt a rampaging sea bear into unconsciousness, went pale as a bedsheet and began backing away from the front line, muttering, "I can't. I can't hit a pregnant lady. My ma would come back from the dead."
The second group was smaller and made a far more disturbing kind of sense. This was the tactically minded contingent, and their debate carried loud enough for Denji to catch fragments of it from six feet away, she's clearly a co-conspirator, she's clearly here as a distraction, does pregnancy change the legal status of an active accomplice to a wanted criminal? Denji watched two lieutenants nearly come to blows over whether Whitebeard's entire fleet sitting off the coast might have a due date attached to it.
The third group was the smallest and, to Denji, the most unsettling, composed of men whose faces he recognized from Impel Down transfer duty, men who had personally guarded Ace at some point, men who understood exactly whose bloodline was standing on that platform. Their conclusion did not require debate. It arrived fully formed, like a revelation.
"That's Roger's grandchild," one of them said quietly, and then louder: "THAT'S THE PIRATE KING'S GRANDCHILD IN THERE. KILL HER."
"KILL HER BEFORE SHE GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER ONE," someone else screamed, and Denji would later reflect that it might be the single most Marine sentence ever spoken in the organization's history, a complete summary of generational grudge-based warfare distilled into nine words, shouted by a man who was, notably, also holding a spear.
A hundred thousand Marines, split three ways, entirely paralyzed, while a woman claiming to be nine-and-a-half months pregnant with the Pirate King's great-grandchild stood in the plaza with her hand still pointed dramatically at the platform.
Sengoku's voice cut through the chaos like a foghorn. "SILENCE. Everyone, STAND DOWN and hold position, this is—" He stopped mid-sentence, something Denji had never once heard him do, and visibly processed the tactical reality: he could not order a hundred thousand men to charge a pregnant woman without triggering what would generously be called a morale incident and less generously be called a mutiny with extra steps.
"Ma'am," Sengoku said instead, with the strained patience of a man doing long division in his head, "this is a military execution. I need you to leave the premises immediately."
"NOT UNTIL ACE ACKNOWLEDGES HIS CHILD!" the woman howled, and then staggered, one hand flying to her belly, letting out a groan so guttural and convincing that four separate medical corpsmen broke formation and ran toward her before their commanding officers screamed them back into line.
"IS SHE IN LABOR?" someone shrieked from behind Denji.
"NOBODY GOES INTO LABOR THAT FAST," someone else shrieked back, with noticeably less confidence than the sentence deserved.
On the platform, Ace found his voice again, and it came out in a strangled, mortified croak that did more to convince Denji of his innocence than anything Sengoku could have said. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN MY LIFE! LOOK AT ME, I'M ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED, WHEN WOULD I EVEN— "
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, ACE," the woman said, her voice dropping an octave, somehow more threatening for it. "That night. On Baterilla. Under the stars. You said you'd never forget me."
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO BATERILLA."
"THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO PAINFUL THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN."
Denji lost the thread of his own duties entirely at this point. He was holding a cannonball halfway between crate and cart, and he simply stopped, because there is a threshold of chaos past which the human brain refuses to multitask.
It was Garp who finally moved. Of course it was Garp. Denji had watched his face doing something complicated all morning, a frozen rictus that suggested a man trying very hard not to laugh, cry, and have a heart attack all at once, and now he marched to the platform's edge, planted both hands on the railing, and looked down at the woman with the absolute authority of a father addressing a wayward child.
"Young lady. Is this true?"
"YES," the woman screamed.
"Is it," Garp said, something calculating and terrible entering his expression, "really true."
"WITH ALL MY HEART, IT IS TRUE, AND I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MY UNBORN— "
"Because," Garp said, cutting her off, his voice rising to fill the entire plaza, carrying to every Marine, every Whitebeard Pirate on the horizon, probably to ships three miles out to sea, "if that's true, then that baby is going to be MY great-grandchild. And I am NOT," he bellowed, actual tears visible now, "going to let my great-grandchild be born into a world where his father was executed as a criminal! Sengoku! SENGOKU! You cannot execute a man who is about to be a FATHER!"
That, Denji understood immediately, was the moment things got significantly worse. Garp had, accidentally, or possibly not, Denji genuinely could not tell, Garp's inner life remained one of history's great mysteries — legitimized the entire situation in front of a hundred thousand men who now had explicit permission from a Vice Admiral to believe a stranger's story.
"THE VICE ADMIRAL CONFIRMS IT," someone screamed.
"HE CAN'T EXECUTE A FUTURE FATHER!"
"THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED, WE NEED A COMMITTEE— "
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A COMMITTEE, WHITEBEARD IS RIGHT THERE— "
Denji watched a Rear Admiral pull a pocket-sized book of naval regulations from his coat and flip through it with shaking hands, muttering that there had to be some precedent, as though the founders of the Marines had ever sat down and considered a contingency for condemned man's alleged pregnant lover interrupts his execution.
Sengoku's composure, which Denji had personally seen survive three pirate invasions, a coup attempt, and one memorable incident involving a drunk Vice Admiral and a birthday cake — finally cracked entirely.
"THIS IS AN EXECUTION, NOT A COURTROOM!" he roared. "WE ARE NOT LITIGATING PATERNITY IN THE MIDDLE OF— GUARDS! REMOVE THIS WOMAN FROM THE PREMISES, CAREFULLY, GENTLY, WITH THE UTMOST— "
Four Marines took one careful, gentle step toward the woman. She let out a shriek that could have shattered glass, doubled over, and screamed that the stress of this injustice was inducing labor, that if the child was born on the cobblestones of this plaza, history would remember exactly whose fault that was. All four Marines stopped as though they had hit a wall.
Denji would think, later, that the moment that truly convinced him something unusual was happening was not the pregnancy claim itself, but what came next. Ace, chained, sea-stone cuffed, condemned, had gone from mortified to genuinely panicked, straining against the chains to see over the guards around him, shouting with real, unmistakable desperation:
"WAIT— IS SHE ACTUALLY IN LABOR? SOMEBODY HELP HER, SHE'S NOT PART OF THIS, SHE'S JUST A CIVILIAN, GET HER OUT OF THE CROSSFIRE, SOMEBODY GET A DOCTOR— "
That was the moment the last remaining structural integrity of the command chain collapsed into rubble. A hundred thousand men had just watched a man sentenced to die spend his final minutes screaming, with total sincerity, for someone to help a random pregnant woman he claimed not to know, and there was no version of humanity, pirate or Marine, criminal or saint, that watched that and didn't feel something shift.
"HE'S PROTECTING HER— " someone sobbed, three ranks over.
"THIS IS THE MOST NOBLE THING I'VE EVER, SIR, WITH RESPECT, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE— "
"STAND DOWN, THAT IS A DIRECT— "
"I WON'T DO IT, SENGOKU, I WON'T DO IT — "
Denji watched an entire company, easily two hundred men, simply set down their weapons. Not mutiny, exactly. More like the world's largest, most heavily armed shrug.
It was Akainu who ended it, because of course it was Akainu, because there had never in the history of the world been a problem he did not attempt to solve by fundamentally misunderstanding the assignment.
He did not shout. He did not debate. He turned his head, fixed the screaming, allegedly-in-labor woman with a look of profound, magma-tinged contempt, and said, in a voice that cut through the entire riot without being raised at all:
"Do not be absurd."
The plaza went quiet enough to hear him continue.
"A human pregnancy," he said, with the flat, withering patience of a man forced to explain gravity to a committee, "lasts approximately forty weeks. Portgas D. Ace has been in custody, under continuous surveillance, in Impel Down and en route to this execution, for considerably longer than that period. Unless this woman is claiming a gestation period of sixteen months — " and here his voice took on genuine, molten disdain, " which would be a biological impossibility exceeding even the elephant, whose gestation, for the education of everyone currently setting down their weapons, is twenty-two months, but who is, notably, an elephan, then this woman is lying, and every one of you has just proven, in front of the Fleet Admiral, two other Admirals, and the entire population of Marineford, that you do not understand basic biology."
Silence fell hard enough to hear a coin drop across the plaza.
"...Do they not teach biology at the Academy anymore?" Akainu added, and Denji understood, in that instant, that he had just witnessed more collective damage done to the ego of the Marine infantry than anything the actual war would manage.
The woman straightened at once, every trace of contraction-induced agony vanishing as though it had never existed, and said, with the calm dignity of someone who had simply been testing a theory, "Worth a shot." Then she vanished into the crowd she'd emerged from, moving at a speed no nine-months-pregnant woman should have possessed, and it occurred to Denji, only much later, lying awake that night replaying the whole thing, that nobody among a hundred thousand Marines had actually checked whether the pregnancy was real to begin with. They had simply agreed, collectively, instantly, on the word of a good scream and a very good pillow.
Sengoku put his face in both hands.
"...Resume positions," he said, aging visibly in real time. "Resume positions. The execution will continue in, someone check how much time we've lost. Did anyone actually grab her?"
Nobody had.
"Of course not," Sengoku said, to no one, to everyone, to the heavens themselves. "Of course nobody grabbed her. WHY WOULD WE GRAB THE SUSPICIOUS WOMAN WHO APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE DURING A HIGH-SECURITY EXECUTION."
Denji carried one detail with him longer than any other, Ace's face, in the last second before the crowd noise swallowed everything again and the plaza lurched back into its grim machinery. Not confused anymore. Not mortified. Just still, staring at the spot where the woman had vanished, wearing the expression of a man doing math he badly did not want to be doing.
Denji did not understand it then. But that was never his job.
He was just the ammunition boy. He just restocked the cannonballs, and he had watched a hundred thousand of the finest soldiers in the world get outmaneuvered by a woman with a good pillow and impeccable comedic timing, then get lectured on elephant gestation by a man made of lava, and he had never in his life felt so simultaneously humiliated and proud to wear the uniform.
They went back to their positions. The execution clock reset.
Nobody, as far as Denji ever learned, explained who that woman had been.
He had his suspicions.