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Zhongli Quan doesn't quite know how he ended up here. Getting married to his shidi, that is.
But then again, he only has himself to blame, for he was the one who'd offered himself up in marriage (as a joke!!) as thanks for all that Lü Dongbin had done for him. In his defence, Lü Dongbin had rejected all his previous attempts to thank him, so how was he to know that this time, he would say yes?
"Don't tell me... must I go as far as to offer myself up as thanks before you'll accept my token of gratitude?" Zhongli Quan had said it largely as a joke, which made the response he received from his shidi even more alarming.
"…"
"… if you insist," came Lü Dongbin's voice, far too calm to be believed.
"Shidi, ah, shidi. Don't you know that this is called taking things too far?" Zhongli Quan laughed nervously.
"… But you're the one that offered." Lü Dongbin said in a matter-of-fact voice. But… okay. His shidi did have a point, and it wasn't exactly like he was unwilling.