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System Has Created A Group Chat
System Has Added 10+ Users
> Leona Kingscholar: What the fuck
> Riddle Rosehearts: Do not use inappropriate language. However, I do agree with the sentiment. Who is ‘System’, and what purpose do they have in creating this groupchat?
> Azul Ashengrotto: This is rather curious, indeed. It seems all the Housewardens and Vices are in here, and I must imagine not many have the contacts of Malleus and Vil.
> Idia Shroud: wtf???? I can’t leave the chat??? I can’t even hack myself out i’m not surviving an encounter with all these ssr troublemakers???
> Azul Ashengrotto: Idia himself can’t get out of here? That just makes this situation even more curious…
System Has Muted 10+ Users
System: ugh ofc yall are yappers -_-
System: anywayssssss!
System: i’m bored, and yall are avoidant, so!
System Has Changed 10+ Names
System: i just changed yall’s names to a secret of yours! >:3
System: if your identity is correctly guessed, then your name will be changed back!
System: if someone’s identity is guessed, but it is incorrect, then the guesser’s name will be changed to something even worse!
System: this includes if you’re already revealed btw! So don’t think ur safe :D
System: uhhh other rules uhhhhh
System: 1. every week that goes by without being correctly guessed, your name will be changed to a worse secret
System: 2. if a month has passed without everyone being correctly guessed, then all of your names and corresponding identities will be blasted on magicam!
System: 3. if i run out of secrets to change your name to, then you will again, be blasted on magicam, except with all of your secrets!
System: that should be all! Have funnnnnnn~
System Has Unmuted 10+ Users
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): That… had to be a joke, right?
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): …I must retract my previous question.
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: THE KIDS SHOW??? LMAO IMAGINE
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: …
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): IT IS A BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE OF MARKETING AND AN AMAZING STORY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: eh this is probably the least embarrassing secret i have tbh
> Has a fanclub and knows about it: That's intentional yk
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: LMAO THE MLP FAN IS UPSET
Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already) has deleted one message
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: fanclub guy wdym???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: ALSO DONT THINK I HAVENT NOTICED YOU DELETING THAT MESSAGE MR MLP
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): If our worst secrets were revealed at the beginning, it would make the chat participants here much less afraid of what secrets their names could be changed to, knowing that the worst is already out of the way.
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): And I don’t know what you’re talking about. I merely sent a message I did not intend to, and therefore deleted it.
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: ty for the explanation
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: WAIT PFFT NVM LMAO NOT THE ‘POWER OF FRIENDSHIP’ GUY SAYING THAT
> Watches My Little Poni (has finished it 6 times already): …Do not call me ‘the power of friendship’ guy. And will you get over my secret already?
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: N E V E R it’s too funny
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: oms why am i here chatfics are so much less crack when they actually happen in real life with irl normies finding out your secrets rip
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: …
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: whelp im gonna kms gl gg fml
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Ykw same man
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: how can you only ‘technically’ be someones sugar daddy???
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: 1. platonic. 2. ig im technically heis wallet
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: …This is both none of the things i thought i would be and the most humiliating thing it could be
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: …what kind of secrets do u have that THAT wasnt even a possibility in ur mind???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Uh. Ehe?
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: oms if youre who i think you are
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: If you know who I am from that then I know who you are
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy: yeah ofc U of all people would
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: SMUT. at 12?????? like are u gonna explain???? how concerned should i be???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Uh. I was kind of a horny 12 year old? And I don’t anymore, ok???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: IM NOT SURE IF THAT’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OR WORSE???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: WDYM ‘WORSE’???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: I MEAN AT LEAST I CAN UNDERSTAND SOMEONE READING SMUT NOW, BUT TO DO IT AT TWELVE??? AND THEN STOP??? IDK THAT FEELS WEIRDER???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Uh there might have been some outside influence involved?? Ish???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: WHAT DID SOMEONE MAKE YOU GET THERAPY????
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: No, actually, my family didn’t know. And while I have gotten therapy, it was for a different reason.
> Purposefully dresses feminine because he finds it funny to correct people on his gender: What is the purpose of this chat? And why was I added?
> Purposefully dresses feminine because he finds it funny to correct people on his gender: …
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): read up
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Long story short some mystery thing created this, added at least all the hw and vices, changed the names to a secret of ours, and if everyone isn’t guessed within a month, then apparently all of said secrets are revealed to the world
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): …
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: …
> Purposefully dresses feminine because he finds it funny to correct people on his gender: …Well, thank you both for the information. I assume we are also not allowed to leave?
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Nope.
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): if it helps, you’re a really fast typer?
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: >:(
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): EEP OKAY
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: okay, now that the new person was informed,
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Whelp here we go
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: WHO TF ARE YOU TO WHERE YOU HAVE:
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: 1. BEEN TO THERAPY BEFORE
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: and 2. NOT HAVE IT BE FOR READING SMUT AT TWELVE???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: WHY IS THE MOST NORMAL PART OF THAT THAT YOUR PARENTS DONT KNOW???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: I mean.
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Actually i don’t really have a valid excuse other than I doubt I’m the worst person here.
> Purposefully dresses feminine because he finds it funny to correct people on his gender: …So I assume this was why my phone was being blown up before?
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Uh. Probably a good deal of it T-T
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: …yk its really concerning that your response to being asked whats wrong with you is saying that you probably aren’t the worst out of the people in this gc
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: We listen and we don’t judge???
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: nope not valid you already judged the other people in this chat
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Dangit
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: This chat has been here for like three minutes and I already want to leave like it isn’t even funny cause emotionally aware is just continuously blasting me T-T
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): more like 10 minutes but yeah fr
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): no but why is this so much more embarrassing when it actually happens irl????
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Anyways for anyone lurking, mind chatting anything so we know what all the secrets are???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Friendly reminder that every week that yall aren’t revealed is another secret, and a month means all 4 (or 5?) exposed.
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): damn not even asking nicely???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: I mean like this will probably work better???
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): tbh fair
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): also I won’t reveal you if you don’t reveal me
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: ye ye ofc ofc pook ik how chatfics go
> Unknowingly half-fae: I suppose I might as well see what my secret is sooner rather than later.
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Ahh the obligatory chatfic half-fae
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): really?? that common??
> Unknowingly half-fae: I don’t want to think about the implications of this.
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: you’d be surprised lowk
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: damn one of your parents cheated???
> Unknowingly half-fae: What led you to say that!?
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: U implied it…?
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: im not risking my search history to infinti this so 12 and sugar daddy, what’s a chatfic??? Is it like a type of fanfiction???
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: Type of fanfiction purely made to look like the groupchat of the characters
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): y r u calling out us???
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): …
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: …
> Pretends he isn’t emotionally aware of the people around him because he doesn’t know how to deal with said emotions: 12, ty, sugar daddy, the fact 12 gave an explanation is why
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: So like… is 12 just gonna be my nickname in this chat unless I’m discovered???
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): u need to have better priorities istts
> Willingly read smut at TWELVE: My priorities are perfectly fine!!!!
> Is technically his Vice Housewarden’s sugar daddy (platonically): NO they r NOT.