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  1. Bliss by for roadkillr, InventedSlash

    Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    07 Sep 2026

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    Dahlias. Eleven of them, because twelve would look like a statement, and ten didn’t feel like enough.
    Dahlias. The Aztecs used the tubers as food. Europeans tried to introduce them as a potato substitute in the 1700s and they flopped because they taste like ass.
    Beaten by potatoes. I feel for them.
    Change the water in a day or so. Don’t overthink it.
    Love you. See you Wednesday.
    - M
    The flowers are still lopsided. The card has slid a little further down. It’s fine. It’s a borosilicate with eleven dahlias in it; it won’t improve if he looks at it hard enough.

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