Black Holes and Revelations
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Gravity by CatOverlordsWelcome for InventedSlash, roadkillr
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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He’s never been able to tell when Beck’s actually upset. That seems like an oversight now. He should say something. Probably. There are several appropriate human responses available. Thanks for coming back. Sorry about the international trauma event. Hey, man, how’ve you been since you declared me dead, then found out I was alive, then possibly soon-to-be-dead again and then had to spend months pretending to be normal about it?
Unfortunately, all of those sound like the sort of thing a person would say while making eye contact, and Mark is naked, medicated, and currently attempting to remove Mars from behind his ears.
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- Part 1 of Black Holes and Revelations
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Map of the Problematique by CatOverlordsWelcome for InventedSlash, roadkillr
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
27 Jul 2026
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“You built your whole self-flagellation ritual on me being touch-starved and half dead and desperate for anything warm. Except I wanted this fed. I wanted it with a beer in my hand, and the rest of the crew twenty feet away, and Robert playing ABBA and me at a hearty seventy-five kilos. I wanted it on Earth.” He swallows, catches himself picking at the fresh Tegaderm, flattens it back down. “I wanted you on Earth.”
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- Part 2 of Black Holes and Revelations
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My Heart, Your Hands by CatOverlordsWelcome for roadkillr, InventedSlash
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
07 Sep 2026
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“Beck.”
A shuffle of paper, the clack of a keyboard. “Is Watney with you.” She doesn’t wait for an answer. “Forget it, of course he fucking is, that’s the entire problem.”
“Annie, it’s twenty-three-hundred,” Mark interjects, and immediately knows it’s the wrong move.
“Don’t you fucking start with me, Watney. I’ve just had a call. Vanity Fair is running a piece at oh-eight-hundred Monday, Eastern. Six photographs.”Series
- Part 3 of Black Holes and Revelations
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Bliss by CatOverlordsWelcome for roadkillr, InventedSlash
Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
07 Sep 2026
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Dahlias. Eleven of them, because twelve would look like a statement, and ten didn’t feel like enough.
Dahlias. The Aztecs used the tubers as food. Europeans tried to introduce them as a potato substitute in the 1700s and they flopped because they taste like ass.
Beaten by potatoes. I feel for them.
Change the water in a day or so. Don’t overthink it.
Love you. See you Wednesday.
- M
The flowers are still lopsided. The card has slid a little further down. It’s fine. It’s a borosilicate with eleven dahlias in it; it won’t improve if he looks at it hard enough.Series
- Part 4 of Black Holes and Revelations