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1. Lift & (Don't) Separate by thealienexchange

   Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   07 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer
   • Kristine Kochanski/Dave Lister
   • The Cat & Dave Lister
   • The Cat & Arnold Rimmer
   • The Cat & Kryten (Red Dwarf)
   • The Cat & Kristine Kochanski
   • Kryten & Arnold Rimmer
   • Kryten & Dave Lister
   • Kristine Kochanski & Kryten
   • Dave Lister
   • Arnold Rimmer
   • Kristine Kochanski
   • Kryten (Red Dwarf)
   • The Cat (Red Dwarf)
   • Bickering
   • Sexual Tension
   • Claustrophobia
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Sexism
   • Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism
   • AKA Cat has interiority about being a Cat
   • Platonic BDSM
   • Crack and Angst
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Hard-Light Arnold Rimmer
   • POV Third Person Omniscient
   • Not all the time
   • Drunkenness
   • Gross-out humor
   • Soulmates
   • Trapped in Elevator

   Summary

   3,000,000 years later, Holly does an updated run of the compatibility diagnostic.

   Have you ever felt certain combinations never got enough screen time?
   Here's every possible duo of the Red Dwarf main cast trapped in a lift.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,787

   Chapters:

   4/?

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