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1. 999 What's Your Emergency? by Lesbian_aunt

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   14 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin (Tolkien)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Established Relationship
   • Female Bilbo Baggins
   • Female Thorin Oakenshield
   • Female Bilbo Baggins/Female Thorin Oakenshield
   • POV Thorin Oakenshield
   • Crack
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Tenderness
   • Tender Sex
   • Strap-Ons
   • Oral Sex
   • Confident Bilbo Baggins
   • Fat Bilbo Baggins
   • BAMF Bilbo Baggins
   • Flirty Thorin Oakenshield
   • Thorin Oakenshield is a Disaster
   • Stubborn Thorin Oakenshield
   • Body Image
   • Body Worship
   • Smut and Crack

   Summary

   Thorin gets herself into an embarrassing situation while trying to prove a point to Bilbo.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Fem Bagginshield

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,882

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   14

   Kudos:

   37

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   440