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1. I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet by 0nslaughtt

   Fandoms: Clash to be Champion (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   09 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Fireball/Pound (Clash to be Champion)
   • Mirror/Yearbook (Clash to be Champion)
   • Glitchy (Clash to be Champion)
   • Pound (Clash to be Champion)
   • Tape Measure (Clash to be Champion)
   • Statuette (Clash to be Champion)
   • Corky (Clash to be Champion)
   • Princess Hat (Clash to be Champion)
   • Fireball (Clash to be Champion)
   • Post-Canon Fix-It
   • Angst with a Hopeful Ending
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Redemption
   • Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
   • Title from a Will Wood Song
   • Song: Against The Kitchen Floor (Will Wood)
   • author does not support cole
   • leaked scripts continuation
   • no idea if this is actually angst
   • author fictkins glitchy and is projecting
   • Pound needs a hug
   • glitchy does as well
   • other characters exist but they only speak once
   • glitchy actually crochets
   • glitchy eats a waffle
   • ship tags are only there cuz theyre canon
   • they arent actually that prominent
   • Minor Original Character(s)
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Self-Hatred
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Glitchy apologises to Pound after realising the gravity of their actions and tries to redeem themself. Little do they know both of them are pathetic as hell

    

   SAYING IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK: I DONT SUPPORT COLE! THIS IS A STUPID SELF-INDULGENT FIC IVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF MYSELF AND MY BEST FRIEND! and my dumbass thought it was a good idea to upload it here :/

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,700

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   4

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